If Dh does nto fucking stop crunching those fucking crisps I may just fucking scream at him.

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Am I being unreasonable?

ohDo i would need to stab you in the eye if i was anywhere near me I remember i was in Hospital before i had dd1 , ALOT OF PREGNANT WOMEN seem to crush ice , wtf is that about it set my teeth on edg and i was down to my last nerve by the end of most days

Just told DH what I was saying on MN and all the funny replies. I then changed channels on tv and he says "My wife has just changed channels on t without asking me. What do you think?"

Poor twit has NO idea about AIBU!

Mmmmmm just finished a delicious glass of wine slushy.

Crunch crunch crunchy chrunch.

Alot of pregnant women

Yanbu!

I went on Eurostar on my own recently, all excited about grown up trip to meet dh in Paris.

Journey was ruined by rude bint opposite me crunching her way through a jumbo pack of crisps, plus all the disgusting finger sucking it necessitated.

I think I suffer from misophonia. I told a colleague the other day that he looked like 'a cow chewing the cud' as he innocently ate some chewing gum.

I once travelled all the way to London, with a mouth breathing bloke with a heavy cold, and 3 sports bottles of water. Every ten seconds the whole way, he took a noisy draught, made the bottle crumple, let go so the bottle reinflated with a loud squeak, and spent the next eight seconds panting. ALL THE FUCKING WAY TO LONDON!

these pregnant women were crunching ice not crushing it they crushed it by swirling it in a jugg for 45 minutes which wasnt in the least bit annoying I was on maternity ward for 8 weeks though so i was a tad tetchy

I spent two hours in a waiting room yesterday dreaming up ever more elaborate torture methods for the cuntbag two seats away from me.....not only continually texting with the full beeping keys, but also popping her gum every five seconds. Two more minutes of it and I would have shoved her phone up her arse and gum down her throat.

Mr Gherkins consumes crisps of the salt and shake variety. The salt and shake activity drives me to distraction too, I think he is going for record decibels with the shaking , and to see how long he can shake them for. Then the consuming of them is just too noisy for words. When I see the crisps coming out of the cupboard, I always remember something very important that needs doing upstairs.

Thanks for the correction onlyaninja i have taken it on board but i will forget ALOT of what was said

headphones and music.

but ye gods eating noise drives me insane!

My DH has taken to calling Nutella new tella. He says it's Nu-tella.

No you fuckwit it's NUT-ELLA it's made of NUTS not NUES and I reckon it won't be long before that jar of newtella makes it up his arse

I like that blog, ALOT

Ahhhhhh, I feel elated in my vindication regarding DH's fucking horrendous crunching. He reckons I am Odd and that I am the only person in the universe that gets het up with loud body noises - crunching, breathing, sniffing (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH), scratching of hairy bollocks' area, nail biting, ........

Surprised I am able to live in society as we know it.

YANBU, I feel ever so homicidal when dp eats an apple, it's the big exaggerated yomp crunch crunch that makes me stabby, if he would just take sensible bites.

Pmsl at Nu-tella!

One sentence:

Bloke whistling so loudly woke up ds. fucker

YANBU

I get fucked off listening to someone eating & breathing. DH is currently chewing Moams sweets. Like a cow chewing the cud....fucking annoys me.

Definetly not!! Any noises while people are eating can set my blood boiling withing a nanosecond, or cutlery scraping of teeth or plates... I usually get left sitting by myself to eat.. :)

Yanbu, and I might love you a little bit actually :)

I can not stand it when dh crunches crisps near me. I either make him leave the room or end up eating crisps too to drown him out.

It started when I was cooking dinner every fecking night and he would saunter in five minutes before serving and open a mahoosive bag of Kettle Chips (noisiest crisps ever invented) and lean over my shoulder while crunching, breathing crisp smell on my face and ask brightly 'what's for dinner love?'.

It was made clear that he could kiss his bollocks bye bye if he did it one. more. time.

I'll see your crisps and raise you? pork scratchings. I had 20 minutes of listening to DH doing really loud crunching.

I might have mentioned - in passing - that it was a bit annoying and he got all huffy.

My DPs other noisy food is a Mars Bar! I have never heard so much lip smacking and cement mixering! It makes me want to scream!

Prawn crackers

That's the way to wind my DH up

He rushes out of the room when I start crunching them

Wearyworker yes, yes and yes again to the fork scrapey teeth thing!

I've recently noticed dp doing it and now wonder if he's always done it and I've only just noticed 6 years down the line.

Either way it makes me massively stabby!

Cutlery and scraping the teeth :( I've made my DD swap to plastic cutlery before, and still threaten it now if I hear it, makes my teeth itch and my hand want to slap..