To have still not come up with a suitable name for ladybits after 8 years???

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I am totally U. Not only unreasonable but indesicive and repressed as hell.

Since DD came along 8 years ago have never called bits anything at all, just struggled to find a moniker that doesn't make me cringe or blush. DD isn't too scarred but DS 2.5 has recently become quite aware of his 'waddi' ( he named it so ) and obv the boys have this girls have that convo has come up.

What on earth do I call it?????

I love MN

Who knew that there were so many things for so many to froth about

Put it this way - if my dd got to school and referred to her min as a fanny within earshot of staff - I'd be getting a call from the headmistress!

Agree pictish.

Scottish here too. I couldn't possible use fanny as it's dh's nickname as my mil would have a canary

Has anyone said Dingaling?

Also:
Mimsie
Hoo-hoo
The hairy beetroot
Flaps
Growler

on behalf of MardyBra here is the updated list

axe wound
Bearded Clam
Beaver
binky
bippy
bits
Clunge
cock pit
Cunt
dilly
dingaling
dona
down below
Fairy
Falloola
fandango
fanjo
Fanny
fanois
female pudendum
fing
flange
Flaps
flower / flo
Foo
foo foo
foof
Foofie
Front bottom/bum
funnet
furry purse
gash
Ginie / Gina
growler
hairy beetroot
hairy melon
Halfpenny/Ha'penny
Hoo-hoo
hoolihan
howsyafather
jiminy whatsits
kebab
Kipper
la la
lady garden
lady parts
Lulu
meat wallet
Mimsie
Minge
minky
Minnie
Missy
Moomoo
neaf / neaferie
Nim
Noonie
Peach
Penny
pleasure dome
private parts / privates
Pussy
rose
snatch
stench trench
Tiddle
tiddler
Tuppence
twat
twinkle
vagina
Vulva
wanny
wee wee
wee-er
Yoni
Zizi

I'm pretty upset about the fact that my nickname appears to be a term for female genitalia :-(

Also I submit 'kitty' for consideration. I've met one called kitty, and it's certainly no sillier than pussy.

We use tuppence as that's what I grew up calling it. My friend's dd calks hers a petal.

So what?

My DD called it her Noodles

It was referred to as a "lady's arrangement" on Mitchell and Webb....

Could the list be rearranged into alphabetical order please?

I cannot believe that we have axe wound at the top of the list - or hairy axe wound as a particularly vile regular at the pub I once worked in called it. Mind you, he also used to refer to all women as split-arses Actually it sounds quite Shakespearean now I write it down!

Oh, and I suppose we ought to add meat curtains to the list. Reminds me of that episode of Embarrassing Bodies in which a teenager was so sick of being called 'hanging hams' that she had cosmetic surgery

Oops, sorry, it HAS been rearranged

Zizi, eh? That must be embarrassing for the renowned ballet dancer Zizi Jeanmaire.

For really twee there's 'va-jay-jay'. Sorry!

itstime thats very American

..and I wonder if Zizi the Italian restaurant know what they're named after...

Vajayjay isn't TWEE, it's filthy!

This thread has had me in stitches, thank-you.

Read some of it to DP and he told me to refer you all to Roger's Profanisaurus. Although I must warn Viz virgins, you think you've heard foul? Some of it is funny but a lot is urghhhh!

Anyone said 'thingymajig'? I think it took me a few years to learn how to say it! But definitely used in our house when I was young.

O forgot 'felicity', no idea why!

The funniest genitalia story I know relates to my DS friend. When they were about 7 friends parents came round to complain that DS had been using 'dirty words. We were horrified and after much embarrassment on their part they admitted that DS had referred to his penis! We asked what term they used and were told that their son had 'a little winkle'! Imagine our amusement later that year we had taken the child on holiday with us to Northumberland and we came across a stall selling...winkles!

OK then Scottish people, Fanjo. Fanjo is close enough to Fanny without causing your In-laws to have a canary
But I will not countenance Foofie.

I think fanny is pretty rude, would certainly never say it in front of my parents or anything.

Ok firstly I just fucking knew someone would say Fooffy/foof. Grrrr

Secondly my sister and her friend called it their Tweeners. Always sounded weird and nasty to me.

Thankyou Northern. Me neither

Piddle.