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to just be a bit shocked by what I found on our computer today?

573 replies

MrsJangleBalls · 29/12/2011 22:34

Disclaimer - I was not bloody snooping!

Well only a little bit. Long story but bear with me...

I am currently trying to download iCloud. It says to go to Networks and Sharing. Well it wasn't there, but access to my dh's files was. His pictures file. Now I know he collects pictures of nude wimmin because I've seen him looking at them before. So I thought I'd take a peek at the kind of thing he was looking at. It was pretty harmless, just lots of posed pictures of naked women, etc. That wasn't what shocked me.

There were over 13,000 pictures.

It was like a fucking library. There were folders, sub-folders, categories, sub-categories, different fetishes, a whole folder full of folders of different women with hundreds of pictures of them in each one (and each one was named!) not to mention folders of lingerie, etc.

Now I know I probably got what I deserved, but 13,000? That's bloody years of collecting it. There's no way I'm going to tell him I've seen it. I didn't touch it, just looked through it. He obviously doesn't know I can find it.

I feel like I ought to be impressed at the sheer scale of it. I'm tempted to move it and wait for him to start asking panicky questions about whether the computer has gone wrong or not.

OP posts:
AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 01/01/2012 20:47

< skids on arse through the jelly >

chickens ?

how did chickens get into this ?

NonnoMum · 01/01/2012 20:48

OK - I'm not a gay man ( I think)

But could you ensure that there is a photo of YOU in every single file/folder/subdirectory???

Just a thought...

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 01/01/2012 20:49

cya later, lolly

mind out for that gender confusion you got going there

it might trip you up on your next thread

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 01/01/2012 20:49

I don't have a hangover < prim >

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 01/01/2012 20:50

although, I didn't get up until 2pm

that may have been a contributory factor

threefeethighandrising · 01/01/2012 20:55

"I don't have a hangover" Xmas Envy

"I didn't get up until 2pm" Xmas Envy Xmas Envy Xmas Envy !

giyadas · 01/01/2012 20:57

It's always the chickens.
What about the duckz? Sad

flatbellyfella · 01/01/2012 20:57

I have to say goodnight again, have a 5 am start in the morning.
gives a tug at A/Fs leotard & throws her against the ropes covered from head to toe in strawberry jelly, over to you stratters.

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 01/01/2012 21:01

blimey

do we have Rocky Balboa in the building ?

Adrienne...I love you Adrienne...

< punches meat carcasses and runs up several thousand flights of steps >

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 01/01/2012 21:02

fuck the duckz, what about the henz ?

giyadas · 01/01/2012 21:08

Shock no fucking duckz!

btw,

WheresMeJumper · 01/01/2012 21:10

I am going to ask the stupidest question I have asked all year, but do ducks have wilies?

giyadas · 01/01/2012 21:10

oops, posted to soon, just as i was nearing the vicinity of a point..

btw, 13000? worryingly excessive. (As a nod to the actual topic of the thread is only polite Blush )

Onesunnymorningin2012 · 01/01/2012 21:12

AF, I am going to steal what about the henz. It's class.

giyadas · 01/01/2012 21:12

WheresMeJumper - yes and they are long and curly and very distressing to witness. If you were collecting duck porn, 13000 could seem reasonable as it would be at least a triple polaroid for each duck.....

deardear · 01/01/2012 21:13

I would bash him over the head with the computer before stamping on it. I found a photo of a naked girl on hubby's phone a few years back after I had warned him about her and it nearly did for us. I threw him out fir 3 days!

I hate anything like that. He married me so should love me not looking at pics of tarts! Our tellys have restrictions on them so no adult channels either. Mine moans he doesn't have enough oats so I tell him if he didn't spend ages on XXX then maybe he would have time to have a real good session with me.

Neuroticnatty · 01/01/2012 21:14

This is a funny place to be!
Only an hour in might I add!
Sarah, I appreciate that advice and I am certainly not one to "pander" to my mans needs per se, I do however believe that porn, so long as its not underage is no different to getting yourself off to someone hot in a drama or thinking about a hot guy you saw on the tube or whatever.
It's visual. The acts themselves are what does it for most people.
So is this a feminist issue as it womb are being exploited or a jealousy issue as on you don't want your partner looking at other women?
If its the latter then I think this is where the argument falls as any man who claims not to look at other women, be in in marks and Spencer's or a porno is lying :-)

PeanutButterCupCake · 01/01/2012 21:17

Spread it on thick anyfucker
Interesting fact, I appear to only have one tonsil Grin

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 01/01/2012 21:18

NN, it was me that gave you that advice

and you will fit in here very well

< files away under "porn apologist" >

carry on

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 01/01/2012 21:19

< redoubles effort on peanut's single tonsil >

what happened to your other one ?

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 01/01/2012 21:20

duckz have beakz

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 01/01/2012 21:20

henz have eggz

WheresMeJumper · 01/01/2012 21:22

I nominate "what about the henz?" as post of the year so far

AlwaysWild · 01/01/2012 21:26

If you believe that NN, you might want to do a little more research so you can make a more informed judgement.

I have a good duck dick fact! Well chicken fanjo really. Chickens can eject the sperm of a cockerel that they do not fancy! Fact!

PeanutButterCupCake · 01/01/2012 21:30

No idea anyfucker! It just appears to be missing.
Maybe the aliens took it?