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to just be a bit shocked by what I found on our computer today?

573 replies

MrsJangleBalls · 29/12/2011 22:34

Disclaimer - I was not bloody snooping!

Well only a little bit. Long story but bear with me...

I am currently trying to download iCloud. It says to go to Networks and Sharing. Well it wasn't there, but access to my dh's files was. His pictures file. Now I know he collects pictures of nude wimmin because I've seen him looking at them before. So I thought I'd take a peek at the kind of thing he was looking at. It was pretty harmless, just lots of posed pictures of naked women, etc. That wasn't what shocked me.

There were over 13,000 pictures.

It was like a fucking library. There were folders, sub-folders, categories, sub-categories, different fetishes, a whole folder full of folders of different women with hundreds of pictures of them in each one (and each one was named!) not to mention folders of lingerie, etc.

Now I know I probably got what I deserved, but 13,000? That's bloody years of collecting it. There's no way I'm going to tell him I've seen it. I didn't touch it, just looked through it. He obviously doesn't know I can find it.

I feel like I ought to be impressed at the sheer scale of it. I'm tempted to move it and wait for him to start asking panicky questions about whether the computer has gone wrong or not.

OP posts:
SarahStratton · 01/01/2012 20:33

A sheep? Hmm

That bath ready yet?

flatbellyfella · 01/01/2012 20:33

My Klaxon just sounded A/F been at work & talking birds with Stratters.that jelly fight sounds like fun ,what flavour jelly is it today? Lemon would be nice.
I thought you had left the country for Christmas as not seen your postings for a few days. Happy New Year if it's not too late

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 01/01/2012 20:34

of course !

a gay man telling women how they should feel

< slaps forehead >

'cos that's no better/worse than another woman telling a woman how they should feel

unless you have been obfuscating from the start, lolly ?

you wouldn't do that

would you ?

SarahStratton · 01/01/2012 20:36

No, Lolly says not. Has to be a sheep, or a goat possibly? Or a Cow?

lollygag · 01/01/2012 20:37

Don't quite follow that.

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 01/01/2012 20:37

thanks for seasons greetings, FBF

today's jelly is strawberry (it's all I had in)

I was incommunicado for a few days but now am back

so there ya go

< chucks first glob of jelly >

MissBeehivingUnderTheMistletoe · 01/01/2012 20:37

Excellent Grin

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 01/01/2012 20:37

btw, it's vodka jelly hehe

PeanutButterCupCake · 01/01/2012 20:38

has anyone got any paracetamol?

I'm confused! So Lolly isn't a woman and isn't a man in a same sex relationship? So single gay man?

hobnobsaremyfavourite · 01/01/2012 20:38

let's not start any of that cow nonsense again Ms Stratton Grin

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 01/01/2012 20:38

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lollygag · 01/01/2012 20:39

Alright,I am a woman.

dreamingbohemian · 01/01/2012 20:39

OP, here's what I get from your posts: you believe you are overweight and unattractive and have a low sex drive, so you can't complain if your DH looks at porn.

A lot of women feel like this. But it's all bollocks. It panders to this idea that men are slaves to their sexual urges and women need to just deal with it (if they're not going to actually service it).

I would be most worried about his taking away the hard drive and hiding it. First, because it's likely that any dodgy stuff he had was kept on the hard drive the whole time, and now you can't check that out. Second, if he really thinks it's no big deal, why hide it?

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 01/01/2012 20:40

peanut open ya gob, I am applying the jelly to yer tonsils

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 01/01/2012 20:40

it's a great hangover cure

molepomandmistletoe · 01/01/2012 20:41

The Porn or the Jelly AF?

lollygag · 01/01/2012 20:41

Hey,we've moved off that dreamingbohemian!

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 01/01/2012 20:42

lolly, really, you seem like a decent person

stop talking bollocks and have some jelly

DB, that post made a lot of sense

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 01/01/2012 20:42

vodka jelly applied to the tonsils... fabulous

lollygag · 01/01/2012 20:42

Sorry,getting distracted by Sherlock.

dreamingbohemian · 01/01/2012 20:43

Geez this thread moved fast!

Am having hard time posting through hangover fog

SarahStratton · 01/01/2012 20:43

A chicken then?

Mmmmm strawberry jelly.

flatbellyfella · 01/01/2012 20:44

Lobs two great handfulls at stratters whilst you have hold of her. Oops!! Sorry didn't mean to splat!! you in the face. Mmm taste nice, got any cream to go in with it. Licks arm.

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 01/01/2012 20:45

it seems OP has disappeared

frightened off by the nasty feminists (according to lolly, who might or might not be a woman/a gay man/talking bollocks/in dire need of vodka jelly)

she has had lots of different viewpoints and is going to make up her own mind, of that we can be sure

lollygag · 01/01/2012 20:47

Thanks for the entertainment but Sherlock too interesting.