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Original poster

Hi im new but need your veiw my brother in law is shit!!!!!!!!!!!!

255 replies

daze18 · 29/12/2011 21:37

Hi
My brother in law this crimbo as ignored the family dinner ,boxing day and refusing contact he as an habit of being a twit. The problem is due tih behaviour his wife is now drink's booze like it's bloody tap water and im left with her kid and sod's off back to his home. Would it unresonable to slap him and show him hey im english but he 's a canadian shit with no manner's. This christmas was speacil because my mum in law is close to death and we have no other surivivng parent's so we had a good drink quite literally £300 bar bill we were all in a mess but who cares obviously the canadian one did. I apologise if canadian's are reading this but if were not for my hubby's job i would of floored him by now god help's us at mum's funeral were considering getting the police on stand by.

OP posts:
ThatVikRinA22 · 29/12/2011 22:19

sit down daze and tell us what the problem is.

randommoment · 29/12/2011 22:20

Truly sorry if you've got MS OP. But it has been a hoot to read all the same!

Are any of you sober?

GypsyMoth · 29/12/2011 22:20

Daze.... Stick around! Mumsnet needs more posters like you, it's like a breath of fresh air after today's poo troll thread!

MissBeehivingUnderTheMistletoe · 29/12/2011 22:21

GRATUITOUS USE OF APOSTROPHE WARNING

Got to say that I''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''m loving the OP''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''s work

tigerlillyd02 · 29/12/2011 22:21

VajazzleMyFoofThu 29-Dec-11 22:07:40

So your brother in law is shit and a twit and you want to floor him cos he is canadian and we are dinosaurs.

I spat my drink out everywhere and my 2 yr old thinks I need help!!!!!! Thanks Grin

Now I'll continue reading.......

JustAnother · 29/12/2011 22:22

daze18, the guy probably feels he needs to stay sober to look after his wife. Looking after an alcoholic must be exhausting, plus he has his child to think about as well. In this particular occasion, he probably couldn't take it any more and walked away. What would you prefer him to do?

LRDtheFeministDragon · 29/12/2011 22:23

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Original poster
daze18 · 29/12/2011 22:27

right cheeky lot you have took the piss and i can see im tonight's entertainment. First he's a shit and i don't like him he's alway's dumping his kid on our doorstep when the sister in law is pissed and second vicar you should know better unless you northen shit as it was put my hubby married a lady with brain's and not a if are a police man im no scallywag as sugessted and where getting off track. Vicar i hope my hubby is not as rude to the public as you are when they need advice.

OP posts:
dearprudence · 29/12/2011 22:27

"Would it unresonable to slap him and show him hey im english but he 's a canadian shit with no manner's."

I've re-read all your posts and this is the only place I can see you actually asking for advice.

Answer: Yes it would. Very unreasonable.

startwig1982 · 29/12/2011 22:28

I'm actually crying at being dinosaurs and the whole thread!! Thanks for cheering me up! GrinGrinGrin

TandB · 29/12/2011 22:29

MaryZ - I am glad my fat, wallowy, wee-tastic state is entertaining you. At least someone is happy!

And no, I haven't started a thread yet - I don't know where to put it for a start. And it would currently go something like....

Not in labour.
Not in labour.
Bump.
Bump.
Still not in labour.
Continuing to be not in labour.

[arse face emoticon for the second time today]

ChimesTrulyRing · 29/12/2011 22:30

Oh ffs.

Can I stat a thread?

toweraboveyou · 29/12/2011 22:31

''First he's a shit and i don't like him he's alway's dumping his kid on our doorstep when the sister in law is pissed''

Your brother in law is married to your sister in law? How are these people related to you?

TandB · 29/12/2011 22:31

"you should know better unless you northen shit"

Ooh! Is that northernerism I see in the OP's last post?

I'm northern. And now I am cross. Grrr! Boo! Hiss!

tigerlillyd02 · 29/12/2011 22:32

daze did you get drunk with your sister in law? Why is he so annoyed with you? Where did the huge bar bill come from? When did this happen? Are you drunk now?

To2012AndBeyondTheLimits · 29/12/2011 22:32

"my hubby married a lady with brain's"

My favourite quote.

crazynanna · 29/12/2011 22:32

Or worse still...a Northern Canadian Shock

LeBOF · 29/12/2011 22:33

Kungfu- that is the only way to get three whole threads, you need to start now.

TandB · 29/12/2011 22:33

Oh. I'm not a northern Canadian. I'm a northern Englisher. Should I slap someone to show them that?

[retracts grr, boo and hiss]

TandB · 29/12/2011 22:34

BOF - if my lack of labour runs to three threads I shall track you down and slap you for suggesting it and jinxing me.

Remember I know what your neighbour's house looks like.......

To2012AndBeyondTheLimits · 29/12/2011 22:35

Preferably S'GM, but she's AWOL...

GhosteditorOfChristmasPast · 29/12/2011 22:35

"my hubby married a lady with brain's"

Grin

Send her over; maybe she can decode for us?

To2012AndBeyondTheLimits · 29/12/2011 22:36

(to be slappped to prove Englishness)

ilovesooty · 29/12/2011 22:37

"my hubby married a lady with brain's"

My favourite quote

Mine too. Priceless.

To2012AndBeyondTheLimits · 29/12/2011 22:37

The bigamy might affect his career more than you slapping his brother (your sister's husband? his sister's husband?)