Hi im new but need your veiw my brother in law is shit!!!!!!!!!!!!

[daze18]

Hi
My brother in law this crimbo as ignored the family dinner ,boxing day and refusing contact he as an habit of being a twit. The problem is due tih behaviour his wife is now drink's booze like it's bloody tap water and im left with her kid and sod's off back to his home. Would it unresonable to slap him and show him hey im english but he 's a canadian shit with no manner's. This christmas was speacil because my mum in law is close to death and we have no other surivivng parent's so we had a good drink quite literally £300 bar bill we were all in a mess but who cares obviously the canadian one did. I apologise if canadian's are reading this but if were not for my hubby's job i would of floored him by now god help's us at mum's funeral were considering getting the police on stand by.

Oh i thought she wanted to have sex with him, but he was too tight

Him too tight, or her too tight. Oooh that would mean relations between relatives though which is of course wrong.

I am not making sense at all, but neither is the op.

To2012 nope, me too!

Oh dear god we're turning on each other now.

It's just what daze18 wanted!!!

This thread, whilst cheaper than a shit load of hallucinogenic drugs, is certainly making my brain leak bits of radioactive matter.

From where you are MNing, can you

a/ See a Canadian?

b/ reach out and touch an empty glass?

c/ take a deep breath and start over?

its catching....see?

oh
found one
it's. there.

Smilies would have added precisely nothing to this. Nothing particularly funny here...

This thread is absolutely bloody hilarious!

Have more op.

Is this a spoof thread regarding one of those awful shitty northern poor and common stereotypes where people that don't get pissed or talk without an accent are seen as wankers? (lapland for example)

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ok i undertand im not a guy and i am female and i apolgise for not making much sense but i have ms and im fine with fact the my thread as made some of you laugh and confused the rest and pissed the other's off at least i acheived something if not getting advice for the thread.

@ tpwe

wtf I meant tower

Maybe her hubby lays parquet floors.

Are you annoyed daze18, that your brother in law didn't join in and get pissed or pay for the bar bill. Short sentences will do.

What advice do you want OP?

ok, what advice do you want daze? its a bit hard to work out. am going to be serious now.

What smackapacca said ^

Did anyone say you were a man?

And advice? Do you really need anyone to actually say, YABU, do not hit this man? Really?

Love it Tower

As a Welsh lady myself, I think slapping him would do a good job of showing him you are English btw