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"I can't eat too much Christmas lunch, I'm too full of pringles". WTAF?!!

290 replies

Flubba · 27/12/2011 07:01

Okay, so custy clearly wins on the shit Christmas front, but I'd like to hear your crappy Christmas stories. It'd give me good cheer! Xmas Grin

Mine was the line "I can't eat too much Chritsmas lunch, I'm too full of pringles " from my FIL after I'd been preparing and cooking all fecking morning and then some. Xmas Angry Xmas Hmm

for the sake of those getting their Christmas knickers in a twist about this not being an AIBU Xmas Wink, here goes...

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MrsMuddyPuddles · 27/12/2011 07:28

YABU next time, don't leave the can where FIL can get it! Xmas Grin

DH has wanted a new phone for ages. This summer, he even bought one on Gumtree only to have it be a stolen one so he had to hand it over to the police. While I don't have much money, I'm happy enough with my current phone, and spent ages trying to find a contract that I could afford with the model he keeps goion about (so he'd get the phone and I'd use the contract with my current model). I finally do, it even arrives in time for Christmas, and his reaction on opening it? "Oh. Thanks", like you do whe you get something boring like socks.

Was I BU to be really :( by this?

Hope my misery entertains you, Flubba.

belgo · 27/12/2011 07:37

My three year old ds said the same thing tbh. (my fault, I gave him the pringles to keep him quiet so I could cook the dinner in relative peace).

purpleknittingmum · 27/12/2011 07:48

I have decided to not cook a proper big turkey dinner from now on.

During the morning my OH took some milk of magnesia, had a bit of indigestion. Serve up dinner after spending 2 hours cooking it, got slightly moaned at for the yorkshire puddings needing to be for just a bit longer when everything else was ready. At this point I suggested that next year he does it all.

OH ate about 2 mouthfuls and my daughter hardly ate anything as she wasn't hungry. She hadn't been pigging out on sweets etc. She said the bacon on the pigs in blankets had fat on it...well so did mine and I took it off!

So next year I will just be doing a normal meal! Thrown a bit of a tantrum over it!

Flubba · 27/12/2011 07:53
Xmas Smile

Thank you - I am enjoying others' festive misery :)

belgo a three year old saying it is naughty ish. A 67 year old man? Not so funny :)

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belgo · 27/12/2011 07:55

Grin when I saw the thread title I assumed you were talking about a child!

Flubba · 27/12/2011 08:46

Indeed! Xmas Wink

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sandyballs · 27/12/2011 08:58

FIL spent Xmas day patting me on the tummy, asking if there was another grandchild in there. Pissed me right off.

ILoveSanta · 27/12/2011 09:06

sandyballs even when I was pregnant I would have flipped my lid, never mind when he is obviously just being bloody rude! How did you hold your tongue?

laptopdancer · 27/12/2011 09:19

We had a 5 minute xmas lunch in spain whilst rude waiters literally cleared the table while we ate. It was pretty horrendous. My son's napkin was whicked from his lap while he was eating!

laptopdancer · 27/12/2011 09:19

whisked

Trills · 27/12/2011 09:27

YANBU to be pissed off - he can eat as many pringles as he likes but he must then keep quiet and eat the dinner you've been slaving over all morning without fussing. As an adult he shouldn't need someone else to say "don't eat all that or you'll ruin your dinner".

Flubba · 27/12/2011 09:34

Xmas Shock at sandyballs's FIL!

You'd think so, wouldn't you Trills

:( laptopdancer

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Megatron · 27/12/2011 10:24

I have a 'complicated' relationship with MIL. I like her but I will never measure up to DH's first wife as far as she is concerned (strange that ex W and I are actually really good friends but hey ho). DH and I been together 10 years now and I have tried so hard with her and over the last couple of years I've felt that we've been getting somewhere.

Anyway, Boxing Day. I asked PIL and BIL/SIL and their two children over for the day including lunch. I asked them to come for 12 and we would eat about 1ish. I baked, roasted, blanched, peeled, stuffed etc etc on Christmas night and all morning yesterday. DH doesn't have the best relationship with his mum or his brother so I really wanted to make an effort and I wanted them to see I made an effort, for them. I wanted to make a fucking effort for them. (I am aware this has gone ranty by the way).

So anyway, phone rings yesterday morning at half 10 and MIL says that if it's OK they will be here at around 1, not 12. I say OK, no problem, we'll eat a little later instread. So they arrive at about 1.30 pm amidst all the cooking and DH gets drinks and SIL is looking extremely uncomfortable.

I go back into kitchen and shout through 'lunch will be ready in about 15 minutes folks'. To which there is a silence and SIL looks like she's going to cry. MIL shouts back 'oh don't worry about us, we went out to lunch before we came. THEY WENT OUT FOR FUCKING LUNCH BEFORE THEY CAME. Poor SIL is mortified beyond words as she clearly had no idea I was preparing lunch. I come back through and say 'what do you mean, you know I was making lunch for us' to which she replies 'No, dear there was no mention of lunch, we just popped in to give the DC's their presents, you go ahead and have yours'. I was fucking speechless, DH flipped, BIL flipped (for once on my side, he said MIL insisted they eat out), SIL cried, FIL didn't have a clue what the hell was going on and the children were going nuts. Awesome day.

SauvignonBlanche · 27/12/2011 10:30

What a cow! Xmas Angry

brightermornings · 27/12/2011 10:35

Meg that's awful I don't know how people can do things like that

everlong · 27/12/2011 10:36

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moondog · 27/12/2011 10:38

Unbelievable Megatron.

droves · 27/12/2011 10:39

Megaton Shock

This seldom happens , but ...I'm lost for words.

Shock Shock Shock

notyummy · 27/12/2011 10:39

Megatron - that is AWFUL. What a price bitch.

notyummy · 27/12/2011 10:41

Is there anyway MIL could be in early stages of dementia/memory loss and have forgotten that the invite included lunch??

JenniferEight · 27/12/2011 10:45

What did you do next? Did they all feck off?

MrsMuddyPuddles, that's so horrible of your DH. I would have been gutted. Xmas Sad

What did he get for you?

CadleCap · 27/12/2011 10:49

Shock @megatron

My BIL said I was too fat to squeeze through a gap . I'm size 12, 5 foot 10 with a BMI of 22 FFS! Just because his wife is an anorexic skelaton doesn't make me fat!

thinkofthemoney · 27/12/2011 10:52

Megatron, what a bitch. I'm so glad everyone stuck up for you. How did it all end?

droves · 27/12/2011 11:28

Cadelcap ,bmi of 22 is thin ....I'm Envy

Your bil is a twat .

clam · 27/12/2011 11:39

They WENT OUT FOR LUNCH BEFOREHAND??? Shock Shock
Shock

Astounding!

The thing is, her "story" breaks down in that why on earth would you have invited them to come at lunchtime if you weren't doing lunch?