To ask someone to explain what mn royalty is

[FestiveFrollockingFrenzy]

And why has the thread about it disappeared. Been on mn for 6 months and keep seeing references to it. My curiosity has got the better of me...

Yes Sarah.

Give us a closest celebrity lookie-likie.
More like johnathan Ross or brad Pitt or Tim minchin...

Morning Hully.

No, that's too much co-ordination. You need a colour to enhance the black and White otherwise it's just camouflage.

After that whole ry thing, I'm never going to trust a newbie wot says they love me again.

My trust has been SHATTERED

OMG Pag I remember that and everyone on the thread was because it was a tad too close to the bone. Go and have a good bath

Shirley I can't remember the garden party was it around the time of the Royal Wedding? I may have been on the champs

And so glad sm is not dp.........

You didn't send pm love notes to ry did you Hulster?

How the actual fuck did this thread descend into badger wanking?

Oh yeah, Shirley's on it.

I stand by my comment last night that you're all fucking mad.

Morning.

I love you Hully

I know Funny. And I felt a bit sorry for Ry because I thought maybe it was a massive misjudgement of the moment. Now I just need badger wanking tales to distract me from the horror

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Pag.

Once in royal Badger's City
Wanked a lowly wolverine
Wearing only a mankini
And a hat of red and green
Hairy was that badger's claw
And his manhood rather sore.

and the comment sort of came out of nowhere. I could sense your disquiet, but being polite didn't want to react in the way a more forthright poster would!

And the thing is although dp is a hideous bigotted racist, on a personal level she seemed OK. .........But judging by the NM thread she has rather lost the plot

Well I've got to take DC on a train with the big man in red. Puffy smoke too. If I see any badgers I'll do a survey.

it is quiet funny to read it back. I read like someone dealing with a fart at a garden party.

That's beautiful yuley. I especially like city..mankini...

Saycool. Bravo

Who's DP? Dorothy Perkins?

I thought city / mankini was a thrust of genius.

Where's babyheave when you need her?

no way love notes paggy

you know you are my troo love

that poem was brill, SayCool.

tufty dp is daftpunk, a bigoted homophobic loon who morphed into other names and professed love and, in pag's case, neck sex

Neck sex with a bigoted homophobic shit head who used to pm me while simultaneously posting vile things about children with sn. It's like every girls dream.

Neck sex is so 1980's

Aw thanks Hully

I think rycooler did things to me involving licking on the Love Quiche thread but I didn't know who she was, or who DP is, and now I feel strangely violated.....

did you get pms? thank god i never got those

she has tarnished us all.

this is why peeps must never name change. stay known or you're OUT

Poor Yule. But having lucky sex with a woman who hates lesbians is a bit of a badger of honour.

Yes pms hully but years ago. She was alright on a few threads then posted something about 'kids with sn are just excuses for bad parenting' then pm'd me saying ' god sorry, I didn't realise. Please don't hate me' then 'kids with sn cause all the problems at schools and shouldn't be allowed' then another 'don't hate me -sorry' pm and on and on.

I never engaged with her after that. Never posted to her or acknowledged her. She must have found it funny that I was engaging with her not knowing.

But tbh I always viewed her as mostly an attention seeking fuck nugget so not that bothered. a bit of a sad old loon.

Anyway. She was just trying to make you jealous I think

That was a ruff joke, Pag.

Did you have to claw your way into it?

It's nothing to joke asnout.