To ask someone to explain what mn royalty is

[FestiveFrollockingFrenzy]

And why has the thread about it disappeared. Been on mn for 6 months and keep seeing references to it. My curiosity has got the better of me...

I thought it was really good. I am going to cut and paste it into my bestest jokes spreadsheet.

Does anyone feel like summarising 600+ posts for me on the back of discarded mince pie packet? With illustrations.

who were you barbara?

Mardy, no. Soz an that

That's me told then!

I think it's fairly unsummerisable Mardy.

There was booze and badger porn and neck sex and candlewick bedspreads and poetry obviously.

Typical Thursday night thread really

I would apologise for the stray 'e' up there but I'm not sure unsummarisable is a word either so I doubt it really matters :)

Thanks blathers. Badgerporn .Fantastic. A new low!

You are underselling it blathers.

It had snarky fuckers, troll unveiling, sonnets, badger wanking and lots of inadvertent licky sex with a racist.

It's festive.

Ah yes. Plus Quiches, clematis and nethuns.

Oh my god. Oh my actual fucking god and christ.

DaftPunk, that notoriously stupid, staunchly catholic, right wing homophobe, racist and disablist moron, is actually a LESBiAN and has been posting here as rycooler? And she tried to come on to pagwatch?

Oh my god. She is a lesbian after ALL THAT SHE SAID to Leningrad (who was never anything that nice to her in the face of dire provocation).

Plus - what the bloody hell happened on that thread where worralibity was accusing shiny of trolling her on house beautiful forums? I read it and it then went poof. HAVE I MISSED THE CHRISTMAS ROW OF 2011?

Plus, I cannae link to that netmums thread - they have taken it down. What did it say?

Ahem. Laydeez I have done a Meet the Menz thread in Relationships. I would value your critiques immensely.

no idea what threads and so on you are going on about? Or is this just made up for Christmas . I am not reading 26 page to find out this is just a wind-up when I have to (still) buy a Christmas present for dh (seriously) but the point is:

le roi, c'est moi. We are all blue bloods in the end

how on earth do you lot know all this guff
or know who is whom,whats said elsewhere
sniffer dogs have nowt on the mn trackers

I know reality - I just read that bit. That is so horrible for her to have said that. Really horrible.

Just to THINK that that bitch emailed Methods and Val to beg to come to the Spring meet up this year (after she had been banned). Thank fuck everyone said nooooooo don't let that rabid twat attend.

Why was that bloody netmums thread deleted I wonder.

Right ZZZenAgain, Shiney said Worra posted on every thread who said shiney was a bully and a secret gardener. Lots of us laughed at shiney who said Worra was mistaken. They started arguing and the thread was deleted.

DaftPunk a banned poster is now posting on nethuns slagging off some posters on here.

Has my posting of dp's speech gone?

I don't think any threads have been deleted my MNHQ hully, rather that the metmums thread has been deleted on the netmums site itself.

I have the NetMums thread open on another window but I have no techy knowledge about how to get it on to here. Sozzers.

FYI, I love the term neck sex. So rooood

Someone has sent me a friend request on FB initials SP - any one of you?

I think she may be back now as she'll know from the NM thread deletion that someone Hully outed her on 'ere.

'ello Beer my lovechop. How do.