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To ask someone to explain what mn royalty is

825 replies

FestiveFrollockingFrenzy · 22/12/2011 19:42

And why has the thread about it disappeared. Been on mn for 6 months and keep seeing references to it. My curiosity has got the better of me...

OP posts:
Akiram · 23/12/2011 08:01

Pag Shock

Pagwatch · 23/12/2011 08:11

It's like a shit in a lift - wrong on every level.

Hully was Shock at the time. I was all 'oh she's just joking' but actually I thought ry was a bloke too.

TandB · 23/12/2011 08:25

What in the name of arse went on here last night?!

And did any of you drunken lot spare a thought for me, wallowing in bed like a beached whale (although Trills says I am more like a large dolphin), convincing myself that the stomach niggles were the beginnings of labour and this baby would be out before Christmas?

I bet you didn't. So selfish. And mean.

[sulks]

Pagwatch · 23/12/2011 08:36

Poor old Willy, basking in bed.

You will soon be free when your Christmas baby arrives.

just a thought, you are not a virgin are you?

CotherMuckingFunt · 23/12/2011 08:42

I agreed with Ry once. And had a PM from her.

Get that baby out kungfu. He/she can be the MN Jesus. It will be lovely.

ShirleyKnotChristmas · 23/12/2011 08:58

Ow.

Pagwatch · 23/12/2011 08:59
Grin

Hey Shirl. How's the head?

TuftyFinch · 23/12/2011 09:05

That is bad Pagwatch. Very bad. Last night Shirley said I put her in mind of wanking badgers!

Pagwatch · 23/12/2011 09:08

I was trying to forget the badger wanking thing.

exoticfruits · 23/12/2011 09:09

I would say that it is any thread that you need to keep off because you don't understand a word and life is too short to bother trying to work back and find out!
(as far I am am concerned there is no MN royalty and if names are given I generally have never heard of them).

SuePurblybiltbyElves · 23/12/2011 09:11

I was sober, I just talk that much shit naturally. Tis a gift.

Stratters, I want full spillage on the menz, including a step by step How To. Pm me, you're very attractive Wink

ShirleyKnotChristmas · 23/12/2011 09:11

It's ok thanks for asking.

Apart from all the agony.

Good morning you total maniac!

TuftyFinch · 23/12/2011 09:12

Maybe Countryfile could do a piece on it.

Pinot · 23/12/2011 09:16

I remember that Paggy and it was HORRID.

SuePurblybiltbyElves · 23/12/2011 09:17

John Craven Investigates: Badger Frotting

I'd like to see that jumper.

TuftyFinch · 23/12/2011 09:21

I think the jumper would warrant a show all of it's own. Maybe a sort of Kirsty's Homemade Dirty Jumpers.

SayYuleNowSayWhipTheReindeer · 23/12/2011 09:33

Please can you stop casting your aspersions on badgers.

They don't do wanking.

Pagwatch · 23/12/2011 09:35

Not with those bony little claws

TuftyFinch · 23/12/2011 09:36

I didn't start it and I think the idea is that someone else does the deed. Grin just not me. Or John Craven.

SayYuleNowSayWhipTheReindeer · 23/12/2011 09:36

Ouch!

Pagwatch · 23/12/2011 09:38

Rebecca Loos might know someone.

SayYuleNowSayWhipTheReindeer · 23/12/2011 09:38

They don't do wanking, or being wanked over, or anything pertaining to wanking in any degrees of wankerness.

Hullygully · 23/12/2011 09:41

Mornin all

Paggy - the horror the horror the horror

Sarah - tell us about the menz - gwan, you know you want to.

TuftyFinch · 23/12/2011 09:41

Those claws would look nice with a bit of polish. Magenta?

SayYuleNowSayWhipTheReindeer · 23/12/2011 09:43

Black and white, surely.