To ask someone to explain what mn royalty is

[FestiveFrollockingFrenzy]

And why has the thread about it disappeared. Been on mn for 6 months and keep seeing references to it. My curiosity has got the better of me...

well there you are OP, all MN royal tea all together. Tis a great sight Les.

oh, didn't mean SM was a wannabe, oh no, she is ole skool

I wants me a go on MuddyMatches.

They are big fans of sm on that nethuns thread

maryz aye. You are not royal tea, more like Princess Michael of Kent. HTH

Are the Yeo Valley men on Mucky Matches?

Oh funny - me and you - don't you remember that time that we went to that Royal Garden Party and the Queen was there and I was all FUCK THE MONARCHY and you were all SHHHH be nice and then you got hold of that footman round the back and I promised I'd never say a word...oh

to be fair sm does divide opinion somewhat. What NM thread?

I need a few votes on that name poll, just so you can all watch nickel kick me into kingdom come.

In the potting shed I want to interbreed topics/quiches, in a sort of experimental, Dr Mengele-type way.

Would anyone be interested/post in:

Relationship Keepers

Forces' Litter Tray

Secondary Housekeeping

Gifted & Baby Seats

Am I Being Wine?

Behaviour/DIY

Potty Activism

???

I have all the test tubes and bunsen burners etc. if anyone will stump up the capital.

(Duncan? Theo?)

mary you are in all cliques you are a thing of loveliness. Oh, op, Mary can say what she likes cos she's bin around see?

Funnys- this one. Worth a read

lol ref nickel just because she's had a baby she thinks she owns the word Bethlehem. I'll vote for thee

Where's ol Knid? She should be here

Talc never fails to make me do a wee in my knickers.

(SEE? PMSL USERS - IT'S VILE DON'T PISS IN YOUR KNICKERS YOU DIRTY COWS)

That NM thread

WTAF

Im not easily shocked. But. I can't quite get over dp blowing forth about her GIRLFRIEND
After everything she said????!!!!!

Someone give me wine

All the love on this thread.

I bet there are some right ol' gnashers and wailers tying themselves in knots at it all.

It puts Anyfucker's sex picture in a whole new light, eh?

I am QUEEN QUEEN I tell you.

ps. vote for my spectacularly excellent festive name or I'll have your heads.