To ask someone to explain what mn royalty is

[FestiveFrollockingFrenzy]

And why has the thread about it disappeared. Been on mn for 6 months and keep seeing references to it. My curiosity has got the better of me...

Ha ha - Lord Shirley of Knottingham - you have uncovered my cunning scheme. I work for Tena Lady and am always on the look-out for new customers.

Out this week for a limited period only - Tena Yuletide; a special scented liner that activates a smell of cinnamon and mulled wine every time your pelvic floor gives out over the festive season.

Also available in Pine Cone and new Sage 'N' Onion

Don't take TOO much notice of that thread. She's trolling us by trolling them IYKWIM?

It knew one of us would find that - it ain't that sort of stupid! - It's bored and stirring. I probably shone a light when I shouldn't have TBH, but I find it amusing!

I see you BTW FUCKHOLE! I'm watching you.

(not aimed at you HT obv)

Oh, I'm a sucker for gossip. Not to the point of checking out nethuns without a prompt though.

Re; my personal life - it's exactly that - personal.

& having a very close female friend is not the end of the world as far as God is concerned - My dh is fine about it and providing my 'friendship' doesn't take up too much of my time ( which it doesn't ) - that's exactly how he will stay. Plus 'smoking' once a month is no big deal - I'm convinced my parish priest is an alcoholic anyway.

If I wanted to live a lesbian life ( which I don't - I'm 95% heterosexual )
I would never have had children. Children need a mother and a father and be brought up in a tradition family environment - having children if you are homosexual is selfish and not fair on them - I know that's not a popular opinion with the fascist left but it's the opinion of the silent majority. My g/f is 52, she's a full on lesbian ( but she only has relationships with bi-sexuals because she thinks they're better looking and most 100% lesbians are ugly ) has been teaching for over 30 years, so she's no mug - even she agrees with me - you can't have it all . She never had kids.
I live as good a Christian life as I can - I'm not perfect.
And don't be put off going to Christmas meet-ups - I only went so the mouthy ones would tell me to my face exactly what they thought of me - none of them did of course - all smiling in my face -.they just waited until they got back on MN and then started calling me every name under the sun again - what pathetic cowards.
And as for the one who mentions our meetings at every opportunity - and like she's recounting the time she met Robert Mugabe - I can't believe a woman of her age ( she must be 55 if she's a day ) would be talking about other women on the Internet the way she does - so abusive - grow up FGS - God knows what she's doing on 'mums' net anyway - she's too old for grans net.

The Voice of Sanity

Sage and Onion Tenas . Talc, you do make me larf.

Ok, new plan. We all send naked pics to AF. I have a nice Laura Ashley bedspread.

so is sm DP? I am vair

if a 5% lesbian dates a 100% lesbian but almost 100% are ugly.......

Nope, too confused.

I'm mostly concerned about the maths. Most 100% Lesbians are ugly.

quite sue.

I don't think so, Funnys

And I happen to KNOW That someone she refers to is someone who was endlessly patient and never nasty to her even in the face of extreme provocation.

Can I have a glass out of Shirley's bottle please (as she does owe me a few)

If a pretendy lesbian runs a bath on a train travelling at 55mph, waving to a 5% lesbian and posting illiterate, bigoted shite at the same time, falls in the woods, does anybody hear? And are they Catholic?

Royalty are the ones that get shagged in the ear on a regular basis aren't they?? that was my understanding of it anyway.

reality

I have my methods of finding trolling threads BOF - they are SEAMLESS and a wee bit sneaky but as SuePurblyLit once put "She's like Miss Marple with swears"

I'm not a Netmum - although in all honestly, I find them completely inoffensive and a bit magical. I LIKE the netmummers - they might do txt spk and that - which I hate, and they may have those hilarious tickers and emoticons - but I find them dead endearing - they're so kind to each other and just...

They're lovely.

I was NICE to her incarnations.

The horror. And the shame

I can't be doing with a page of cots and winking things that contains just two words of acshal text

HOLLY! I TOTALLY owe you a drink.

That thread should be linked on every debate about the Like button. There's a woman on there who I reckon has liked every post for two pages solid.

Hello lovely holly. Can't believe how long it took me to transpose one letter.

I'm deffo pisswed

oh yes

whatever that means sue

right, so sm is sm. DP is Rycooler though? My god I haven't had internet connection for 1 week and have been getting to bed at 10pm. LOOK at the time people and it's all your fault

I've never heard about reality meeting robert mugabe either. did they snog too?