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To ask someone to explain what mn royalty is

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FestiveFrollockingFrenzy · 22/12/2011 19:42

And why has the thread about it disappeared. Been on mn for 6 months and keep seeing references to it. My curiosity has got the better of me...

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ShirleyKnotChristmas · 22/12/2011 22:08
Shock

sm! Shhh - I liked it best whe you screamed WORDS ON A SCREEN in my face.

Love you 4eva babe. xxxxx

JingleBelleDameSansMerci · 22/12/2011 22:08

It's not doing much for my pelvic floor...

LEttletownofBOFlehem · 22/12/2011 22:09

This should wipe out the memory, Anyfucker.

ShirleyKnotChristmas · 22/12/2011 22:10

Fuck. I've had too much to drink.

Apologies all.

(except YOU SM - why won't you call? I'M STARTING A THREAD ON RELATIONSHIPS. I mean it. CALL ME)

SantasStrapon · 22/12/2011 22:11

I'm recording it. I'm Mumsnetting and Talking To A Man.

MuddyMatches is great, full of rampant farmers. I am Beating em off with me Looting Stick.

scottishmummy · 22/12/2011 22:11

your words,ma screen
oi you dirty stop out....it's all a fraud no words no screen,honest to christ I'm hotter than a greggs steak bake aw this blether

Hullygully · 22/12/2011 22:12

ooooo muddy matches?

BlatherskitesInFairyLights · 22/12/2011 22:13

That NM thread is hilarious!

Bit hurt I didn't make it onto Shirls list though Sad

SantasStrapon · 22/12/2011 22:13

Or as DD1 calls it MuckyMadams. Xmas Grin

Dunno what she means

Pinot · 22/12/2011 22:13

a MAN?

Pinot · 22/12/2011 22:13

hully inbox stat

AnyFuckerForBreastorLeg · 22/12/2011 22:14

oh

my

god

LadyBeagleBaublesAndBells · 22/12/2011 22:19

Fuck. I just added to this thread without realising how huuuuuge it was.
But please take my comment on board Grin
And I meant an awful lot of people not awful people.
And I think I may have over indulged tonight due to this festive season
Thankyou and goodnight.

maryz · 22/12/2011 22:19

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AnyFuckerForBreastorLeg · 22/12/2011 22:22

I dunno, mary

I think I must simply be invisible

not allowed to enter as on it last year

I haven't given up on mince pies, I have one daily, with brandy cream, obvs

AnyFuckerForBreastorLeg · 22/12/2011 22:22

won it

ShirleyKnotChristmas · 22/12/2011 22:23

I forgot to say that I am now in a weirdo clique of TheDrsWifenumbers, Stealthsquigglw and the amazingly beautiful and clever BLATHERSKITE where we talk about parties. Oh and BLASTOFF. I bet none of those bitches would come and defend me in a fight though.

scottishmummy · 22/12/2011 22:25

is you butterin up other lassies

maryz · 22/12/2011 22:27

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SantasStrapon · 22/12/2011 22:28

Is who buttering up lassies? Xmas Hmm

Not me, I'm beating off the menz.

ShirleyKnotChristmas · 22/12/2011 22:30

NO NO OF COURSE NOT!

FestiveFrollockingFrenzy · 22/12/2011 22:30

maryz surely its kind of dismissive to post on a thread and ignore the whole thing.

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scottishmummy · 22/12/2011 22:30

indeed,I'd post as usual and be beguiling usual self

LadyBeagleBaublesAndBells · 22/12/2011 22:33

scottishmummy I'm the Scottishest Scot ever, but I don't write in a local dialect.
Why do you?

BloodyWedding · 22/12/2011 22:34

And you deleted me too shirls Sad

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