I am as mad as a box of frog, in a good way, dupicitious (had to look that up, 2 faced?) but I can be trusted completely? My DH, Ds1 and FIL are boring and my Ds2 and DF never meet a Bad one, My MIL comes of worst and although she drives me bonkers, she doesn't deserve that, really she is lovely...just drive me bonkers 
my DM name hasn't come up, my cousin is a horrible person but his Dd is lovely, my Brother is nice.
Never met a Patricia I liked! Pats are solid dependable people, trisha's, trish, tristi, are a laugh but don't expect them to gossip about everything, but mostly harmless, Patty's drain every last drop of joy from you.
Kate's are scatty, bubbly, intelligent but tend to lack confidence.
Phil's are the life and soul, Fil's are actually as way out as they hope their name conveys.
Emmas are lovey and solidly sensible in a crisis, even the dizzy ones.
Julians are really dull!
Andys are right royal pains in the arse as are Daves, Andrew gods amongst men.
PS don't tell my good friend Dave this, he is the exception that proves the rule, and also is a consultant...actually as a friend he is great..I had to work with him for a year, and he at work was an arse!