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to make assumptions about adults because of their names?

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jandymaccomesback · 20/12/2011 17:02

I have a lovely friend called Pam, so to me all Pams are lovely. I was really taken aback recently when I met a Pam who was really horrible. What names have you got stereotypical views of?

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Whatmeworry · 20/12/2011 17:55

Nina does it in the back of old cars
Sandy gets horny after a few drinks
Janet is a bit dim
You ask Joyce and Vicki...

jandymaccomesback · 20/12/2011 17:56

None of the Janets I know are dim. Bit eccentric maybe...

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LePruneDeMaTante · 20/12/2011 18:01

Joannes are introverts
Joannas are shallow, tight-lipped and quietly grasping but great at lavish dinners
Josephines have interesting pasts (lesbian explorer potters, that sort of thing) and wear lots of velvet with flat shoes.

KatieScarlettsCrackers · 20/12/2011 18:01

Susanne hates being called Sue and gets a bit stabby on occasion

Carolanne is happy being a SAHM, she tried work once and didn't like it

Laurie-Lee's parents are STILL hippies

Jamie has an over-inflated sense of themselves Wink

Lesley is fun but will bitch about you nastily behind your back

Louise prioritises her man over her chidren

LiviaAugusta · 20/12/2011 18:04

Agree that Richards will cheat on you and have far too high an opinion of themselves...

Ilovedaintynuts · 20/12/2011 18:05

Nikkis are sociopaths.
Karens are too mouthy - shut the fuck up will you.
Pams are reliable but secretly up their own arse.
Tonys have erectile dysfunction.
Trishs are sweet and helpful.
Martins are nobbers.
Daves are alcoholics.
Pennys are slaaaags.
Lindas are beyond annoying.
Maggies are so bloody needy.

True dat.

QueenLush · 20/12/2011 18:05

Fizzy - I don't know, do we? LOL!

QueenLush · 20/12/2011 18:06

Fizzy - I have three friends called Helen and they are all mad, in different ways. There is Mad Helen, Bonkers Helen and Psycho Helen.

jandymaccomesback · 20/12/2011 18:07

Can't fathom Frances. She has something of the Ice Queen about her.
Isn't it amazing how similar Richards are?

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Kayano · 20/12/2011 18:08

Deborah's are bitches Wink
Or just the ones I know

jandymaccomesback · 20/12/2011 18:08

Ilovedaintynuts theTony I knew had no problems in that department.Mind you we were students at the time.

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alistron1 · 20/12/2011 18:10

For the record ALL alison's are beautiful, kind, funny, very intelligent and everyone is just jealous of them.

However Bernadettes are very pinchy (in my experience)

FatGoose · 20/12/2011 18:10

jennys always have delusions of grandeur

GoingForGoalWeight · 20/12/2011 18:16

QueenLush - i had a friend at school, Helen, kind but crazy in a good way :) lots of fun.

SardineJam · 20/12/2011 18:20

I am yet to meet a nice Steve. They all seem really arrogant and think they are God's gift to women

FizzyChristmasFairyDust · 20/12/2011 18:23

QueenLush, I know one Helen and she can be all three at different times, when she is not pretending to be KindConcernedHelen and fooling people who don't really know her.
My name? Well given the above we are obviously all b***

spottyock · 20/12/2011 18:25

Joanna seems lovely but will go after any man you do much as look at.
Amanda is bonkers. Completely barking. And socially inadequate.
Nina is a two/three/four faced loudmouth.
Angela is prim.
Totally agree with Lizzie- she needs to get out of her little world once in a while.
Maria is acerbic and bitter. She is also considerably richer than ya-ou.
Sheila is a dinner lady.
Alice is sweet and a bit dippy.

jandymaccomesback · 20/12/2011 18:34

Amanda is just plain scary. I know three and they are all very strong characters indeed.
Angelas are similar,and like to have the last word.

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Takeresponsibility · 20/12/2011 18:43

I love Manic - she's just taken between 6 and 16 years off my age and 11-21 off DPs! Thanks

FizzyChristmasFairyDust · 20/12/2011 18:49

QueenLush, you never know! We may, or may not, work at the same place.

ViviPrudolf · 20/12/2011 18:51

I have decided that this is a silly, silly thread. That is all.

spiderpig8 · 20/12/2011 18:52

Gosh I agree with lots of these
Esp Helen -nice and sensible
Lucy -happy
Amanda's strong character super efficient and very scary

spiderpig8 · 20/12/2011 18:53

Dave and Mike are salesmen

FizzyChristmasFairyDust · 20/12/2011 18:55

Caroles are tarts who are not to be trusted and will encourage your husband to leave you. Not all of them you understand, just the one!

KarenMillenCoat · 20/12/2011 18:58

Liz is false and a definite snake in the grass. At least the two I know...

And oi, you lot! Richard is my (not so) little brother!

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