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to ask you about your last rude dream

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MangoMonster · 19/12/2011 20:18

fancied some light entertainment to break up the monotony of wrapping Christmas presents...

So, who was your last rude dream about and what was so good or bad about it?

Unfortunately, mine abouts about a guy I used to know at uni, who I couldn't stand, still a pleasent dream though, until I woke up and realised! ;)

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BaublesandCuntingCarolSingers · 19/12/2011 20:20

I had one LAST NIGHT that has left me feeling vaguely excited all today...

I dreamt that I had a menage a trois with Brian Cox and Mark Owen. I don't even like Mark Owen. or rather I didn't. But after what he did to me in last night's dream, I do.

I should add I watched that Audience with Brian Cox and Take That Live on the gogglebox last night. Xmas Grin

whackamole · 19/12/2011 20:23

I had a dream about Luka Kovac from ER. He was supposed to be marrying a girl I was once friends with but then started bullying me. He dumped her for me and then we did some naughty things together!

Then, last night I had another dream about him. I think the universe is trying to tell me something! Xmas Grin

(I told OH about both dreams BTW, he now refers to him as 'my other boyfriend' Xmas Grin)

Cybbo · 19/12/2011 20:24

Ok

non English speaking Dr (he had a stethoscope)

District Line tube train

I ended up getting off the train in the all together, still holding my clothes in a bundle

FlangelinaBallerina · 19/12/2011 20:29

I once dreamed I was trying to shag DH in a loo under Downing Street, but he wouldn't.

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MangoMonster · 19/12/2011 20:30

ha ha! love it! they can put you in such a good mood ;)

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MangoMonster · 19/12/2011 20:31

flange* hate that...when it doesnt go as planned!

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33goingon64 · 19/12/2011 20:43

I had a lovely one the other night that had me smiling all morning. Don't know who the guy was but he was a lovely caring strong man who helped me in some sort of work/college type scenario and even though everyone else fancied him, he swept me up and took me off for some non-specific cuddle action. Think it may be related to not seeing much of DH at the moment Sad

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MangoMonster · 19/12/2011 20:49

I think the most annoying one I ever had was about my builder, who I had to see the next day... Was awkward...I think he now thinks I fancy him, I must have been giving off vibes...

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FlangelinaBallerina · 19/12/2011 21:03

So do I Mango. I was very cross with him actually. He's apologised, and promised to give me my conjugal rights in Downing Street if we ever get the chance. As he should.

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MangoMonster · 19/12/2011 21:05
Xmas Grin
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justhavintheone · 19/12/2011 21:13

when i was pregnant had them every night! twas wonderful x

bringmesunshine2009 · 19/12/2011 21:15

Dreamt was stood next to stranger in a bar (I don't go to bars) who had an amazing body and I was fondling his six pack (more of a mind over physique kind of girl normally) he was tall dark and handsome and seemingly interested in me.

Unfortunately as the dream progressed he got progressively uglier until I woke up thinking ergh, what was I thinking. How disappointing. This was last night.

Weirdest one was when I dreamt I was rubbing crunchy peanut butter into a chap from schools abs and was loving it. Odd. Was pregnant so blame hormones.

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MangoMonster · 19/12/2011 21:17

Crunchy peanut butter?! Xmas Smile

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featherbag · 19/12/2011 21:17

I feel quite cheated, I only ever have rude dreams about my DH!

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MangoMonster · 19/12/2011 21:20

featherbag you're DH must be doing something very right!

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MangoMonster · 19/12/2011 21:47

Apparently, rude dreams are not as common as I thought! Oh well, it's just us, the lucky ones! [hsmile]

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MangoMonster · 19/12/2011 21:48

Xmas Smile even.

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D0G · 19/12/2011 21:50

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OhDoAdmitMrsDeVere · 19/12/2011 21:58

Funny you should ask....

I dreamt about that gay black doctor in Holby City.

Hellloooooooooo.

My last corker was about my beloved David Tennant but it didnt end well Xmas Sad

OhDoAdmitMrsDeVere · 19/12/2011 21:59

bringme it all goes a bit bonkers for me when I am pregnant Xmas Blush

effingwotsits · 19/12/2011 22:03

Do you find you end up with crushes on the most unlikely subjects after a dream encounter. For a week, dec from ant and dec sent me all a quiver after taking me canoeing!

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MangoMonster · 19/12/2011 22:08

Tell me about it effing. I still have fond memories of Simon cowell!

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OhDoAdmitMrsDeVere · 19/12/2011 22:09

'taking me canoeing' [snurk]

Dee03 · 19/12/2011 22:12

I have quite a lot of weird sex dreams... Some very nice , some are just wrong!!
When I'm a celeb was on tv I had a LOT of rude dreams about Mark Wright....Grin

Panzee · 19/12/2011 22:13

Dr Kovac. I turned him down. But I can't remember why. :o