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to ask you about your last rude dream

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MangoMonster · 19/12/2011 20:18

fancied some light entertainment to break up the monotony of wrapping Christmas presents...

So, who was your last rude dream about and what was so good or bad about it?

Unfortunately, mine abouts about a guy I used to know at uni, who I couldn't stand, still a pleasent dream though, until I woke up and realised! ;)

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MangoMonster · 19/12/2011 22:14

Mark wright mmmm, maybe tonight...

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MangoMonster · 19/12/2011 22:14

Although he's obviously a twat, a handsome one at that...

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MangoMonster · 19/12/2011 22:15

I'd love to know how canoeing can get dirty?!?!

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TeamSledward · 19/12/2011 22:17

"taking me canoeing" is a fabulous euphemism!

I have smexy dreams all the time.
Can't remember the exact plot of the last one, but ended up having rumpy pumpy in a bath with a chap wearing a kilt. May or may not have been Marti Pellow

pissovski · 19/12/2011 22:34

John Barrowman

one before that Johnny Galecki

Verrrry nice!!

NetworkGuy · 19/12/2011 22:42

My 'dream women' are usually drawn from shows like CSI and NCIS and years ago it was Lacey rather that Cagney... Won't begin to discuss what goes on, but they end up totally satisfied :)

TeamSledward · 19/12/2011 22:44

I imagine Johnny Galecki would try very hard to please...

WinterWonderlandIsComing · 19/12/2011 23:55

I once had a dream about DH and Jeff Goldblum. I don't even fancy him. Or Jeff Goldblum

Needless to say I recoil from that particular actor.

I think that Johnny Depp is quite a nice man but the one time I dreamed of him he wanted to breastfeed from me Shock

This is why I drink myself to sleep Hmm

tigerlillyd02 · 20/12/2011 00:13

I haven't had a rude dream (that I remember) for many years, but these past couple of weeks I've had 2. Well one was more a naked one than rude - I went to the hairdressers naked and had to line up in a huge queue and felt extremely embarrassed.

Anyway, the rude one was about someone I know - he came and asked if he could use my bath (odd!) and I lay on my bed waiting for him to come out. When he did so we both lay on the bed talking and then it went from there.....

FoxyRoxy · 20/12/2011 00:17

I had a dream the other night about Joey Essex from TOWIE. I woke up afraid for my mental health. shudder

The sex was good though double shudder

LadyEatsCrispsALot · 20/12/2011 00:17

Barack Obama. I know!!!!! (:)))

WinterWonderlandIsComing · 20/12/2011 00:38

Barack Obama? Please elaborate.

takingbackmonday · 20/12/2011 00:57

Mine tend to involve my male friends or George Osborne. Weirdly I have better orgasms in my dream than awake which is no reflection of DP

ABumDance · 20/12/2011 01:15

Is there something wrong with my brain? It has been ages since my last sexy dream, to be honest I think that part of my brain has dried up. I'm loving the Johnny Depp breast feeding one though Winter that is hilarious!!
I'd imagine Joey Essex to be rather good too Foxy but I can imagine him saying his own name as he finishes! Xmas Envy

NotTheBlinkingGruffaloAgain · 20/12/2011 07:44

I had a really strange dream about an affair I was having with a very over weight man he looked kind of Samoan or something, very odd.

PickleSarnie · 20/12/2011 08:20

I had a dream that my DH wanted to grow a mullet. I said he couldn't. He threatened to divorce me. So I went off and had a steamy affair with Mr Tumble instead!

I was scared to go to sleep the next night in case it turned into a threesome with Justin as well.

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MangoMonster · 20/12/2011 09:17

George Osborne or Mr Tumble....I'd take Mr Tumble everytime...;)

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takingbackmonday · 20/12/2011 17:27

I had a sex dream about Julian Assange once. I felt dirty for weeks.

LePruneDeMaTante · 20/12/2011 17:47

Last one was about dh (he was quite pleased about this).

Over the years I've had many, incl Charlie Brooker (twice) and a tv doctor who was playing the cello in his white coat phwoaarrrrr. However I also had a filthy dream about this man <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=ben+crompton&um=1&hl=en&client=safari&sa=N&rls=en&tbm=isch&tbnid=yhC-a36WfOF3DM:&imgrefurl=www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/manstrokewoman/actors/bencrompton_person_page.shtml&docid=VcHywNsNKfMVM&imgurl=www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/content/images/2006/08/22/bencrompton2jpg_396_images_manstrokewoman_comedy.jpg&w=396&h=222&ei=BcrwTuG1Doj74QTQ1ZjJAQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=91&vpy=209&dur=559&hovh=148&hovw=264&tx=172&ty=87&sig=115172420618456094903&page=1&tbnh=104&tbnw=186&start=0&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0&biw=1178&bih=706" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">That took some googling

Gertiegoolash · 20/12/2011 18:19

My last very rude dream involved Jeremy Kyle....Xmas Blush

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MangoMonster · 20/12/2011 19:48

Blimey, seems like most people have rude dreams about men less attractive than their partners... Me included, strange...

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HairyGrotter · 20/12/2011 19:51

I had one today of my DP having a fiddle, thankfully, I'm a student, and he works from home, and both having had a nap during the day I woke him up and demanded he fiddle with me. Dream come true

MrsBradleyJames · 20/12/2011 19:57

my posting name is in honour of my last rude dream.

DS is very into 'Merlin' so we watch every week.....my dream involved King Arthur AND Merlin hahahahaha!!!! I haven't been able to watch much of this series without blushing Xmas Wink

thegruffalossecretlovechild · 20/12/2011 20:18

Last night - dreamt about Johnnie Depp doing some very rude but verrrry nice things to me BUT he was dressed as Jack Sparrow so not sure if I knew it was Johnnie dressed as Capt Jack or I thought I was dtd with Capt Sparrow IYSWIM. Felt vaguely dirty afterwards as he always looks a bit filthy in the films. I was reading the crap actors thread yesterday so blame it on that.

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MangoMonster · 20/12/2011 20:21

Captain sparrow, sounds lovely ;)

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