to ask you about your last rude dream

[MangoMonster]

fancied some light entertainment to break up the monotony of wrapping Christmas presents...

So, who was your last rude dream about and what was so good or bad about it?

Unfortunately, mine abouts about a guy I used to know at uni, who I couldn't stand, still a pleasent dream though, until I woke up and realised! ;)

I also had one where this strange guy was at the end of our bed giving me and DP ahem.. lessons

I can't remember my most recent one but I am also someone who occasionally comes finds them rather nice.

I think I haven't had any recently due to pure exhaustion and sleep being the priority.

I did have an awkward one about kissing my driving instructor last year...

not a rude dream, but a weird one....

I was lying in bed next to David Hasselhof (the knight rider version) and a shadow passed by the window. i jumped up and shouted 'oh my god! the children' and ran up the stairs.

the nun that minded the children was hanging (as if she were on a gallows) from the curly telephone wire from the attic hatch.

i pulled her onto the landing and she pulled the wire from her neck and said ' i feel so much better after that'

then i woke up. UNFORTUNATELY DH wets himself laughing and never lets me expalin past
David Hasselof....

I certainly wasn't complaining in my dream ! It has been quite nice to think about it at random points during today especially during a rather yawnsome meeting.

Hoping, my imagination might spark tonight, although I hope there's no nuns involved :)

Mine are always of someone very inappropriate DCs headmaster or friends DH

My best friends husband (ashamed)

Disclaimers -
I do not fancy him
I would never in a million years want to do the dirty with him in real life
I am horrified that I dreamed about him in that way!

I am going to a Christmas party at their house on Thursday. I think I will just have to totally avoid him or else I will be mega

Just to add - even if I did fancy him in real life I would still never be inappropriate with him; I'm not that kinda gal!!

The most enjoyable frustrating dream I ever had was one where I was shagged by an entire football team and woke up just as I was about to ......

I once had a fantastically sexy dream about the dreadful comedian Russell Howard. Can't stand him normally. For some odd reason we were at Craven Cottage, home of Fulham FC.

Most recently was one involving one of DH's mates (who I'd never previously thought of like that). Oh, and two women

I think it's worse when it is someone from RL as it always makes me act really coy around them, which I then worry makes them think I fancy them.

So I obsess about how I should behave around them to make sure I don't start accidentally humping their leg and so the cycle continues

Yes, know what you mean Patty. Got to say my worst "nightmare" shag was the ugly bloke down the road who I used to say hello to, needless to say I avoid him like the plague now.

blimey...are we all watching the ER re runs on Atlantic?

i had a bloody fantastic one involving noah wyle....

the others always involve my DH....i dont tell him though in case he gets complacent!

I've just realised that my rudest dreams occur mid-cycle so my body is obviously gagging for it

I hardly ever have rude dreams but in the last week or so have had 2. One involved (very inappropriately) a friend's DH and the other involved me with 2 other women in a bathtub Neither of them was particularly satisfying though