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Original poster

to let evryone into a potentially very eye-opening secret about a very very famous person?

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CarolCervix · 09/12/2011 14:47

I know something.

This will be massivly explosive when it hits the papers.

shocking, with far reaching consequences.

I am tempted to just post it here, rather than all that faffing with PMs.

Would that be U? It may get deleted or me banned but fuckit.

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SuePurblybiltbyElves · 09/12/2011 20:54

And I'm not here. I've been [REDIRECTED]

Pagwatch · 09/12/2011 20:55

Oh yes. Glittery, farty pointlessness. Allegedly.

MyDogAteMyMincePies · 09/12/2011 21:09

I want a PM now. I feel left out Xmas Sad

Pag eating ice cream is never pointless Xmas Grin

AYC which paper will it be in? I am a bit thick useless at cryptic clues

Sparklingbaubles · 09/12/2011 21:11

Carol Why did you make it up? Genuine question.

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OliviaMumsnet · 09/12/2011 21:11

@Maryz

Olivia, did you like my efforts at peace-keeping on this thread?

[lick-arse emoticon]

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CarolCervix · 09/12/2011 21:15

It's all MNHQs fault.

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MyDogAteMyMincePies · 09/12/2011 21:15

Did Victoria Beckham get caught buying ham instead of vair naice ham????

HoneydragonAteCliffRichard · 09/12/2011 21:22

Does any one else like Sues understudy much more than actual Sue? Shall we force her into permanent redaction and keep understudy Sue?

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CarolCervix · 09/12/2011 21:27

oh no. i want the real sue back. anyone else is like a poor impression.

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HoneydragonAteCliffRichard · 09/12/2011 21:32

cervix that's hardly going to lure her out of flounceland is it? Hmm

Maryz · 09/12/2011 21:33

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Maryz · 09/12/2011 21:34

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CarolCervix · 09/12/2011 21:36

my biggest ever Maryz Grin

SUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. come back. it's like watching shane ritchie when you were expecting andrea botcheli.

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NorkyPiesWithBellsOn · 09/12/2011 21:38

YABU. I'm not looking.Xmas Biscuit

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CarolCervix · 09/12/2011 21:45

i am going to bed into a witness protection scheme. If I don't post tomorrow can someone please investigate. I fear They are getting closer and I fear for my sanity safety. I will be taking my dachshund guarddog with me but They are very powerful and have ways and means.

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RedBlanket · 09/12/2011 21:47

27 pages. Is this really juicy gossip about someone I've heard of? Ive to paint my nails and a

Maryz · 09/12/2011 21:48

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RedBlanket · 09/12/2011 21:49

27 pages. Is this really juicy gossip about someone I've heard of? Ive to paint my nails and apply a shit lOad of fake tan in preparation for my night out tomorrow. I don't want to read 27 pages to find out it's some shit footballer I've never heard of shagging some slapper

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CarolCervix · 09/12/2011 21:49

Shock and double Shock shit. orange is so not my colour.

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HoneydragonAteCliffRichard · 09/12/2011 21:50
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CarolCervix · 09/12/2011 21:51

my dachshund doberman can take on any bit of a horse. i'm not scared. much

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wannabestressfree · 09/12/2011 21:53

someone pm me please with the goss so I don't have to read 27 pages :}

Redrubyblues · 09/12/2011 21:57

Carol

Wedgie at the school gates for you on Monday. Don't try and hide in the loo because we will look under the doors and spot your brown Start-Rites and off white socks.

t0lk13n · 09/12/2011 22:01

mmmmmm.....what a waste of ten mins reading this thread!

knittedbreast · 09/12/2011 22:02

please pm me, id like to know.

:)