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to let evryone into a potentially very eye-opening secret about a very very famous person?

786 replies

CarolCervix · 09/12/2011 14:47

I know something.

This will be massivly explosive when it hits the papers.

shocking, with far reaching consequences.

I am tempted to just post it here, rather than all that faffing with PMs.

Would that be U? It may get deleted or me banned but fuckit.

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GrimmaTheNome · 09/12/2011 22:05

Don't worry, Carol, you'll be perfectly safe with a dachshund to guard you and eat random bits of horse. [has yours ever actually been mistaken for a doberman - mine has!]

IneedAChristmasNickname · 09/12/2011 22:16

I want to know too :(
PLease PM me someone :)

rubyrubyruby · 09/12/2011 22:21

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Maryz · 09/12/2011 22:22

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IneedAChristmasNickname · 09/12/2011 22:27

I read the 1st 7 pages, and the last 2. I am confused. Sorry!

MyChildDoesntNeedSleepAtXmas · 09/12/2011 22:28

What's the goss? PM me please somebody! I'm very confused Sad

wannabestressfree · 09/12/2011 22:29

What? What? What?................. someone tell me please

PotterWatch · 09/12/2011 22:30

Come on! What is it? I don't want to wait for the papers! Someone PM me please please please. Xmas Smile

SquishyCinnamonSwirls · 09/12/2011 22:30

Oh someone pm me please!

Maryz · 09/12/2011 22:31

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ShowOfHands · 09/12/2011 22:31

Does it involve David Mitchell? Please say yes. Has he done a nude calendar?

whethergirl · 09/12/2011 22:31

If it's in tomorrow papers then why doesn't someone just tell us now? You can write, "I had a dream that....." and spill the beans. No-one can sue you for having a dream.

IneedAChristmasNickname · 09/12/2011 22:32

:( well thats just pants!

Redrubyblues · 09/12/2011 22:32

There really is no gossip.

Never has been.

The OP made it up.

LovesBloominChristmas · 09/12/2011 22:35

Carol what you like Grin

ColdTurkeyRemains · 09/12/2011 22:35

David Mitchell and bucnhes of flowers I believe Showy.

Starts with a mindboggling January and snowdrops all across the the spectrim of seasonal flowers ending with a grande finale in December with a sprig of holly.

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t0lk13n · 09/12/2011 22:35

Why did she make it up?....Has she nothing else to do?

Redrubyblues · 09/12/2011 22:41

Don't know why she made it up.

ShowOfHands · 09/12/2011 22:48

Yeeees!

rubyrubyruby · 09/12/2011 22:51

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anothercharlieandlola · 09/12/2011 23:20

David Mitchell? Really?

GrimmaTheNome · 09/12/2011 23:30

Holly? I do hope the pose nothing like that rose in Cold Feet then.

HughBastard · 10/12/2011 06:32

I love this thread.

Akiram · 10/12/2011 06:34

I love this thread too Hugh though I think all Carol can expect from Santa this year is a mouldy orange and few tough nuts in her stocking - she has been a bad bad girl Xmas Grin

JamieOliveOil · 10/12/2011 07:43

Anyone care to share - PM me please??