to let evryone into a potentially very eye-opening secret about a very very famous person?

[CarolCervix]

I know something.

This will be massivly explosive when it hits the papers.

shocking, with far reaching consequences.

I am tempted to just post it here, rather than all that faffing with PMs.

Would that be U? It may get deleted or me banned but fuckit.

Don't worry, Carol, you'll be perfectly safe with a dachshund to guard you and eat random bits of horse. [has yours ever actually been mistaken for a doberman - mine has!]

I want to know too :(
PLease PM me someone :)

I read the 1st 7 pages, and the last 2. I am confused. Sorry!

What's the goss? PM me please somebody! I'm very confused

What? What? What?................. someone tell me please

Come on! What is it? I don't want to wait for the papers! Someone PM me please please please.

Oh someone pm me please!

Does it involve David Mitchell? Please say yes. Has he done a nude calendar?

If it's in tomorrow papers then why doesn't someone just tell us now? You can write, "I had a dream that....." and spill the beans. No-one can sue you for having a dream.

:( well thats just pants!

There really is no gossip.

Never has been.

The OP made it up.

Carol what you like

David Mitchell and bucnhes of flowers I believe Showy.

Starts with a mindboggling January and snowdrops all across the the spectrim of seasonal flowers ending with a grande finale in December with a sprig of holly.

Why did she make it up?....Has she nothing else to do?

Don't know why she made it up.

Yeeees!

David Mitchell? Really?

Holly? I do hope the pose nothing like that rose in Cold Feet then.

I love this thread.

I love this thread too Hugh though I think all Carol can expect from Santa this year is a mouldy orange and few tough nuts in her stocking - she has been a bad bad girl

Anyone care to share - PM me please??