to let evryone into a potentially very eye-opening secret about a very very famous person?

[CarolCervix]

I know something.

This will be massivly explosive when it hits the papers.

shocking, with far reaching consequences.

I am tempted to just post it here, rather than all that faffing with PMs.

Would that be U? It may get deleted or me banned but fuckit.

Somebody pm me please!

Someone please pm me. Dh particularly full of himself today...would love to know something he doesn't!

Can someone please very kindly PM me? I will send you in return. Or

Have PM'd you Festive Knid

But I already know that Santa isn't real!

I asked for a pm right at the start of the thread. Didn't get one. If any of you lot get one, pass it on please....

PMSL at TFK.

Read it again with the cypher to hand Knid. And eat it afterwards.

Which cypher, the first or the second one? Do I have to eat it afterwards? PMs taste horrid. :(

The one written in wee invisible ink. The other one is for the secret message s in the Christmas Radio Times.

pretty pls, would someone pm me?

Thanks a mill!

xxx

But I can't read the invisible cypher. :( Do I need to wee on it to make it visible?

Pleeeeeeeease can someone send it to me? I am so cold at home waiting for central heating to kick in and the only thing keeping me going is the thought of some salacious celeb gossip.
Very warming, gossip is.

pm me pleeeeeeease

NO! No weeing. Hairdryer or UV light.

Did you do nothing but drink your way through Spy School? I'm sick of having to carry you. FFS.

Oh. :( Sorry, too late. What do I do now? Can I still use the hair dryer? It's rather wet.

Spy school seems a dim and distant memory I'm afraid.

Would someone by kind enough to PM me??? Please???

Passes Marys a

Could someone please PM me? I would like to provide an intricate reason why I deserve it, but the truth is, I'm just a nosy bitch.

Passes Maryz a bottle of
You tried your best Maryz you really did.

Listen to Maryz everyone for she speaks the truth. There is no PM. Well, not one from Cervix. There is no gossip.

The PMs to VermyK are about her support hose and the dead letter drop we arranged. And files hidden in cakes.

PLease pm me, dh forcing me off computer as he has to work. please!!!!

You've tried, Maryz, you really did. Give up and join in.

To all those asking for PMs: there is no gossip, there is no need for PMs. Unless it's one big conspiracy and the buggers have fooled me into believing that there is no gossip.

The support hose is most unsupportive. :( I am most upset. :(