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to let evryone into a potentially very eye-opening secret about a very very famous person?

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CarolCervix · 09/12/2011 14:47

I know something.

This will be massivly explosive when it hits the papers.

shocking, with far reaching consequences.

I am tempted to just post it here, rather than all that faffing with PMs.

Would that be U? It may get deleted or me banned but fuckit.

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ColdTurkeyRemains · 09/12/2011 20:10
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ObviouslyLovesTinsel · 09/12/2011 20:11

P.M.S.L at CTR :o

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SuePurblybiltbyElves · 09/12/2011 20:13

My PM is working again. I thought I'd been banned from PM-ing but it turns out I just had nothing much to say.

lunar1 · 09/12/2011 20:14

going to eat my takeaway and sulk now

FellatioNelson · 09/12/2011 20:16

Thank you Maryz. I will go to bed now.

Redrubyblues · 09/12/2011 20:16

My PM is working - I have just updated Galaxy on my baby hedgehog that I am feeding. Sooo sweet - like a tennis ball with legs and a nose.

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CarolCervix · 09/12/2011 20:23

they are humongous tits ctr.

,,sorry can't do caps - dog and cat on left arm..

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OliviaMumsnet · 09/12/2011 20:23

Please be aware that flouncers will be [REDACTED]

Maryz · 09/12/2011 20:25

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CarolCervix · 09/12/2011 20:26

oh i don't flounce. siob. what would i do with my time? the dds and dh might expect me to talk to them. that would be horrrid

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CarolCervix · 09/12/2011 20:30

no Coco. you just aint speshul enuff.

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SuePurblybiltbyElves · 09/12/2011 20:32

I have flounced and this is being posted by my understudy. I will be back tomorrow tho.

BeaHededd · 09/12/2011 20:35

Pm please I have a very sad sad life !!

CarolCervix · 09/12/2011 20:43

643 posts!

THERE IS NO GOSSIP.

REALLY THERE ISN'T.

REALLY REALLY.

THERE ARE NO PMs FLYING AROUND. REALLY. HONESTLY.

I MADE IT UP

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ObviouslyLovesTinsel · 09/12/2011 20:47

Only someone with really juicy gossip would say that.

candytuft63 · 09/12/2011 20:49

I am Katie Price and I want a PM please.
If you dont its cos i is orange innit

Pagwatch · 09/12/2011 20:49

This thread is a big fart of nothingness isn't it.

I have just read this thread whilst eating half a tub of Halloween themed ice cream. I literally could not have done something more pointless.

ColdTurkeyRemains · 09/12/2011 20:50

I've had PMs.

Do not beleive her when she says there are no PMs.

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ColdTurkeyRemains · 09/12/2011 20:51

Glittery, Paggo?

candytuft63 · 09/12/2011 20:51

Carol. Explain yourself.

CarolCervix · 09/12/2011 20:53

i can't explain. i've been [REDACTED]

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