to let evryone into a potentially very eye-opening secret about a very very famous person?

[CarolCervix]

I know something.

This will be massivly explosive when it hits the papers.

shocking, with far reaching consequences.

I am tempted to just post it here, rather than all that faffing with PMs.

Would that be U? It may get deleted or me banned but fuckit.

Pm's gratefully received of course!!!

I think you should tell us the secret without telling us the who. Then we can decide if its just another gay Tory or a secret worthy of a superinjunction.

Have you found out about my threesome with Dave Cameron and Prince Charles?

Ooh! PM if it's too...y'know..

spill spill spill spill spill

spillllllllllllllllll

what indeed happened to the s?

MNHQ - what happened to the s?

Spit it out.

Pm me!

Is this the wrong time to wonder why emoticons aren't working?
Is it just a mobile thing?

Sorry, as you were ......

can anyone else try and do flowers please?

Or we can just make it up :)

Let's see - you're a midwife - so it has to be Kate is pregnant :)

But that wouldn't be shocking - so it has to be Kate is pregnant with an alien

never mind the grins woman!

Ooh do tell....

Emoticons aren't working at the moment.

Yes?

«strokes Honeydragon's back»

right off to sight stuff---->

Oh God tell me, it's pouring with rain, i've lost half my roof and am cheering myself up with a can of coke and bag of TAYTO cheese and onion as rain comes through the ceiling upstairs. A nice bit of scandal should complete my cheer up mission quite nicely.

I thank you.

me me me!

I know, I know! The Queen broke the mumsnet smileys.

Argh! Tell!

but the s????????????????????? where are the s??????????????????????????

Is this about Father Christmas? And Mommy?

Oh fgs, some of us have school runs. Spit it out.