Orgasm during childbirth?

[WorraLiberty]

Am I being unreasonable to think this is possibly the last thing on the mind of any sane woman while she's trying to push a melon out of a mouse hole?

Apparently 22% of the Mums she studied, orgasmed during childbirth....though she didn't say how many she actually studied.

My mind is truly boggled

Blimey.

I let the window cleaner lick me out when I was 6 months pregnant.

I had two lesbian midwives, two male nurses and a consultant with a big handlebar massage.

moustache! blimey, I've got massage on the brain. silly me!

Wouldn't that midwife be up for some kind of dreadful disciplinary procedure?

MN had better not delete Lyn's message or we're going to look like a right pair Spike.

You got deleted for troll hunting

My midwife made me wear a gimp mask. It really helped to ease the pain.

How on earth can Spike's post be deleted and the porn one not? It wasn't even funny, and just left me with a bit of sick in my mouth.

ARGH! Loads deleted and now I look like a right pervertron.

Thanks MNHQ!

@ShirleyForAllSeasons

ARGH! Loads deleted and now I look like a right pervertron.

Thanks MNHQ!

Would you like it to spare your blushes, Shirley?

haha - see I was just mucking about and now I just look DREADFUL.

Can you put "Message Deleted by Mumsnet because it was TOO FUNNY for Human Eyes" please?

@ShirleyForAllSeasons

haha - see I was just mucking about and now I just look DREADFUL.

Can you put "Message Deleted by Mumsnet because it was TOO FUNNY for Human Eyes" please?

No, but we could withdraw those posts for you? Not as witty but best we can offer.

Hmmm.

Message withdrawn by poster might be quite amusing on such a thread. Teehee.

Nah, don't worry Helen - everyone knows what I'm like anyway.

Did I miss something?! Went from labour to porn in the turn of a page