to think Liz Jones should stick to writing..

[squeakytoy]

because she is making a total fool of herself on live television right now..

Yes, I know, she manages to make a fool of herself with most of her articles, but she writes them with the effect that the reader is never sure whether she is being sarcastic or not.. but on the This Morning sofa at the moment, she has nowhere to hide..

I've just realised this is who gets slated on here so often.

And now I know why.

i can't believe she paid to have that done to her face.

I am also waiting for that ten inches of makeup to start sliding down her face under the studio lights too... she reminds me of a waxworks dummy..

Bugger, missed it! What pet subject was she blathering on about today?

I just said exactly the same thing, she is clearly just an idiot.

She is still on Mandy, but its almost finished. Its about the sperm stealing article. Philip Schofield has run rings round her and made her look a bigger prat than she was already infamous for.

Nooo, I missed it.

Love that they read out all the comments saying she was bonkers. Own up, which of you were tweeting 'This Morning'?

ITV+1 in about 50 minutes....

I love you squeaky, thank you for that.

She didn't even know what was going on at the end.

Arf at 'a warning to men that this is what women in late 30's and 40's might do'. Only women like you Liz.

She's so creepy!

Oooh, Philip had better not visit the lavatory while she's still in the building

Oh I just saw the last 2 minutes.

Funny how she couldn't understand the question "Did you make it up?"

'I don't invent fantasies, no'

I don't get it - she claims to be desperate for a baby and then claims to be fiercely independent and she would "do it" on her own ("it" being "raise a child").

So surely if she were THAT independent and THAT desperate... she'd consider adoption, sperm banks or one-night stands?!

Stupid woman. I've just posted a very sarcastic Facebook Status about her, which is getting "likes" by the second from every woman on my friends list.

She's a fucking nutjob, and any man who goes near her should wear a codpiece just in case.

Missed it! Argh!

I'd LOVE to see her on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! Can you imagine!

Also, is she the woman with the mental eyeliner that was on Mary Portas the other week complaining about over-embellished clothes?!

yes breadstick, there is no escape from her scary fizzog

Am now having to watch it itv+1, too car crash to miss.....[gets tea and hobnobs]

Am watching on +1, and am utterly mesmerised by the completely bizarre shape of her ears.

They're really low down too

she should stick to hitting herself repeatedly in the face with blunt objects to be honest

She looks like she's got something in her cheeks too, sort of hamster-esque. Hard to believe she paid good money for that.

How did her ears get down there? Is it surgery?

I think the eyeliner is tattoo'd on as well