to think Liz Jones should stick to writing..

[squeakytoy]

because she is making a total fool of herself on live television right now..

Yes, I know, she manages to make a fool of herself with most of her articles, but she writes them with the effect that the reader is never sure whether she is being sarcastic or not.. but on the This Morning sofa at the moment, she has nowhere to hide..

I don't think they are ears. It's all the pulled back skin.

Hee hee ursula. Did Holly really just say 'fallen pregnant'? Eurgh!

Am I the only one who thinks that she shouldn't ever have children, as she's completely insane, bigoted and ridiculously selfish and will be an absolutely appalling mother.

What kind of person wants a baby "just for Maternity Leave"?!

Quite correct penguin -

I've missed this twice now. I don't watch daytime tv (apart from cbeebies) as it is a slippery slope and I completely forgot there was an itv+1. I feel bereft.

I hope not cheekeymonkey , the eyeliner was terrible! I thought eyeliner was supposed to be on the lashline, not half an inch above. Have I been going wrong all these years?

Holly's fucking smug.

Can't stop checking how far my ears are from my jawline now

That's an awesome "penguin", cheekymonkey!

And I'm flabbergasted at her. Unbe-fucking-lievable. My partner has tried calming me down about it twice now and it's just infuriating me! What a load of bollocks this woman is spouting.

It must be tattoo'd tuna, unless why did she not take it off and re-apply? .
Think I might be smug if I were that beautiful ursula but still wouldn't say 'fallen pregnant', sounds like something off JK! hee hee

Watching it now, had to nip out for my flu jab and to get poorly DD1 some chicken soup.

Is that an ear behind her ear?

I know she's barking, but she really has completely lost the plot. What gordy said really.

stealth if you use it on fb it actually makes a little penguin!

Just read this:

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2056790/LIZ-JONES-MOANS-Maternity-leave-Its-just-holiday.html

Seriously, how is this woman a popular figure???!!!! She seriously needs her head shoving where the sun doesn't shine! I don't normally get ranty about celebs/people in the media, but she has made my blood boil! DM/ITV get rid of this poor excuse for a woman!

That is a very good point. You must be right. Her list of cosmetic surgeons and tattooists to sue must be as huge as her ego.

That will be her next storyline. This one was clearly made up. What man in his right mind would shag her with or without a condom?

But yet here we are discussing it, just as she wants! Amazing how she knows so many sperm-stealing women to back up her story yet I'm in my 40s and never met one sperm thief.
Don't believe a word she says anymore.

Not sure her head isn't already shoved up there domestic, she clearly can't see the light of day.
She makes me want to shake her!!

She has a weird little mouth too. A creepy weird little mouth.

I'd be smug too if I was her tbf, but I did think 'ooh I'm only 30 or summat and I've got two kids and a husband who loves me' was irritating.

cheekeymonkey!!

Least she didn't have to spend on a vampire outfit for halloween

this woman shouldnt have animals let alone babies! For goodness sake the article in the MoS this week about rescuing the cows and making a living out of them when a good farmer cant is beyond me. who the hell does she think she is? She is a welfare societies worst nightmare waiting to happen.

Oh I don't think it's fair to let a welfare society have dibs on her being a worst nightmare.

She's an equal opportunist nightmare.

Can I watch this again anywhere? Does ITV have the rquivalent of an Iplayer?

I'm imagining some kind of mashup on youtube with a rewindy bit of her going 'I do not make up fantasies, no '..rewind..'I do not make up fantasies, no '