to think that falling in your plate is not on at lunch?

[Hullygully]

So, Sunday lunch at a friend's yesterday. A couple that we know slightly are also invited. The woman who is very bright and very pleasant for the first hour, drinks so much that she is literally unable to speak (but doesn't stop trying), and we all carry on with lunch pretending that everything is normal and not laughing where she can see.

Is this normal? In any way?

[ShirleyKnot]

8 large glasses of wine?

Jesus. Right so what was she eating before she stuck her head in it?

[BupcakesandHaunting]

Hully you are also very sexy. Very sexy indeed. One might say that you are

[AmazingBouncingFerret]

I'd bite the potato, really fancy some Mcdonalds chips right now...

[VampiresWearBlackVelvet]

taxi for Clarence >>>>>>>>

Or should we direct her to the "bust stop"

[GetOrfMo1Land]

Good job you are not in australia otherwise people would call you a whingeing pomme (de terre)

[Hullygully]

Speaking as a potato, she had an enormous roast dinner. She is a very big lady too. She didn't actually stick her head in it (tho she has before), but she was dangerously close.

[ShirleyKnot]

Oh x posted.

Are we doing potato jokes now?

[GetOrfMo1Land]

I fancy a bag o' mash

[BupcakesandHaunting]

So a pissant AND fat?

Well, well, well Hully. Never knew you were FATTIST as well?

[GetOrfMo1Land]

ooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo now you come out with it your drip feeder, calling her FAT now.

[BupcakesandHaunting]

Tub o' mash, GetOrf. Tub o' mash.

[ClarenceDarrow]

I imagine the pole up my arse makes me irritable, wouldnt you think? Or perhaps a total lack of parents due to alcohol means I am emotonally stunted and childish, who knows?
Or it could be that you are extremely irritating and in the wrong. Take your pick.

[GetOrfMo1Land]

What was she wearing? shall we slag off her fashion choices?

[VampiresWearBlackVelvet]

She's not fattist, I'm fattest

[AmazingBouncingFerret]

Tub o' cheesy mash for me... i'm feeling decadent.

[CumbrianCooBeastie]

I only joined last week, so am not an 'in' of anything or anyone's. Yet I still think Clarencewhatsit and TheOtherOne are rather bizarre. My bet's a raging hangover because one of them was your lady at lunch yesterday, and the other is her bezzer bezzer mate.

Possibly.

[ShirleyKnot]

[AmazingBouncingFerret]

I'd say it was the pole, clarence...

[cheekeymonster]

[SuePurblybilt]

Oh God Yes to the Dislike button.

I would suck snot with a barrier. Like a female condom or loo roll (cheap and therefore thinner would be best).

[VampiresWearBlackVelvet]

I think option a we should all just try to get on.

[BupcakesandHaunting]

The pole.

[TheRhubarb]

And sexist - I mean why mention her gender? Is it relevant?

[AgentZigzag]

You wrote the OP so everyone could have a good laugh and eye roll with you and your friend at the woman getting pissed at lunchtime.

Not finding it funny that the woman is pissed in the middle of the day does not equal a humour bypass, it doesn't equal 'a have a go at hully day', nor is it rude and mean that MN has changed.

If you just wanted posters who were up for having a laugh about the woman to reply, you should have said OP.