I'm a lurker!

[gaveitago]

Hello, so I've been lurking for an embarrasingly long time- (started as a diversion to not smoking)
Always too scard to post- terrible speller and typer.
Anyway have rare weekend alone- still in bed- read paper- had tea and crumpets- put on washing and now can't be arsed to do any of the work I stayed home to catch up on (rest of family gone camping)
So AIBU to out myself and say hello?

It's that I had earlier - went straight to my 'ead it did. Will be mortified when I sober up

Thanks for calling me a cunt Sayghoul. Sorry I missed it. Am I too late to tell you to fuck right off?

Ooh I can't wait to tell somebody (or tell somebody to tell somebody) to go to the far side of fuck! Or am I going too fast, too soon? Am I ready for other threads yet?

Far side of fuck, Bark. And make it snappy fuckface.

Ah, fuck off gaveitago :o

Aaahhh, all these fucks flying around just to make lurkers feel welcome. Brings a tear to me eye, it does.

Get to the far side of fuck, yer load of twattybollockingwankbags

Yep, no vipers nest of bjullying bjtches here. And they say we're unwelcoming. Pah!

Fuck off you bunch of Cunty Chops.

Ahh, you're all being so kind. But I was just reading what Scotishmummy was saying on the thread about newbies and she's right. It made me feel very sycophantic. I am trying my hardest to fit in -is that right- am I the sad girl in the play ground laughing too hard for the "big girls" ?
Oh dear, self doubt already- I know I'll get a glass of wine.

Nah, just saying 'far side of fuck' for the sake of it not the same as saying it because someone deserves it. I'll have to get worked up. And also looking forward to delivering my first 'leave the bastard'.

Take no notice of scottishmummy, no-one else does.

Loving twattybollockingwankbags. Well done, Pandora

I don't think I've managed that one yet.

Gaveitago scottishmummy is scary, don't worry about it. I don't think you're being sycophantic at all now give me chocolate and wine :o

Forthright is the word we're looking for,non?

Sorry, yes, meant to do a strikethrough there..... Forthright, for sure. But lovely, absolutely lovely....

Have no choc, (ate it all last night!) but am enjoying glass of whisky- soon I want be able to spell at all so better tell you to go wash your cunt flaps now.
Oh dear that felt sooo rude.

Hahahahahaha! :o You fit right in, gaveitacunt. Don't mind your new name, do you? No? Good, larvely.

Whisky eh?

Hello. I lurk too. Have done for ages..all the way through my pregnancy, in fact, and DD now 9 weeks. :) I've posted on one or two threads recently when I've built up the courage...

Stay Rowboat :)

Thanks, I think I will!

Ah Rowboat, you probably think you 'killed' the thread, but you didn't :o

Neither have you now, Bark! Although I probably have now

Let me save you the humiliation of thread killing, gallant Sayghoul.

Aw gaveitago, that's most uncuntish of you! Thanks ever so!

hello gaveitago :)

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