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AIBU?

I'm a lurker!

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gaveitago · 08/10/2011 09:22

Hello, so I've been lurking for an embarrasingly long time- (started as a diversion to not smoking)
Always too scard to post- terrible speller and typer.
Anyway have rare weekend alone- still in bed- read paper- had tea and crumpets- put on washing and now can't be arsed to do any of the work I stayed home to catch up on (rest of family gone camping)
So AIBU to out myself and say hello?

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SayGhoulNowSayWitch · 09/10/2011 17:36

Oh Bjollocks. Now I've killed it.....

SayGhoulNowSayWitch · 09/10/2011 16:25

Oh, no thread police here, gaveitago. Say it loud and say it proud. Working since 7.30??! Good on you. And a roast in the oven??! Where's my invite?

Well done. Have yesterday off.

gaveitago · 09/10/2011 15:43

That is more than enough.
At the risk of thread police, may I say that I have been working since 7.30am, finally finished all work, and am waiting the return of wet but happy camping family with roast in oven. Know it should be in chat- so shoot me.

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PinotScreechio · 09/10/2011 15:39

hello gaveitago :)

That is all

SayGhoulNowSayWitch · 09/10/2011 15:36

Aw gaveitago, that's most uncuntish of you! Thanks ever so!

gaveitago · 09/10/2011 15:26

Let me save you the humiliation of thread killing, gallant Sayghoul.

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SayGhoulNowSayWitch · 09/10/2011 15:22

Neither have you now, Bark! Although I probably have now

BarkisIsWillin · 09/10/2011 15:14

Ah Rowboat, you probably think you 'killed' the thread, but you didn't :o

Rowboat · 08/10/2011 22:36

Thanks, I think I will!

ScarahStratton · 08/10/2011 22:34

Stay Rowboat :)

Rowboat · 08/10/2011 22:32

Hello. I lurk too. Have done for ages..all the way through my pregnancy, in fact, and DD now 9 weeks. :) I've posted on one or two threads recently when I've built up the courage...

SayGhoulNowSayWitch · 08/10/2011 22:21

Hahahahahaha! :o You fit right in, gaveitacunt. Don't mind your new name, do you? No? Good, larvely.

Whisky eh?

gaveitago · 08/10/2011 20:29

Have no choc, (ate it all last night!) but am enjoying glass of whisky- soon I want be able to spell at all so better tell you to go wash your cunt flaps now.
Oh dear that felt sooo rude.

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SayGhoulNowSayWitch · 08/10/2011 20:28

Sorry, yes, meant to do a strikethrough there..... Forthright, for sure. But lovely, absolutely lovely....

ScarahStratton · 08/10/2011 20:27

Forthright is the word we're looking for,non?

SayGhoulNowSayWitch · 08/10/2011 20:24

Gaveitago scottishmummy is scary, don't worry about it. I don't think you're being sycophantic at all now give me chocolate and wine :o

ScarahStratton · 08/10/2011 20:22

I don't think I've managed that one yet.

OtterBjitch · 08/10/2011 20:21

Take no notice of scottishmummy, no-one else does.

Loving twattybollockingwankbags. Well done, Pandora

BarkisIsWillin · 08/10/2011 20:20

Nah, just saying 'far side of fuck' for the sake of it not the same as saying it because someone deserves it. I'll have to get worked up. And also looking forward to delivering my first 'leave the bastard'.

gaveitago · 08/10/2011 20:18

Ahh, you're all being so kind. But I was just reading what Scotishmummy was saying on the thread about newbies and she's right. It made me feel very sycophantic. I am trying my hardest to fit in -is that right- am I the sad girl in the play ground laughing too hard for the "big girls" ?
Oh dear, self doubt already- I know I'll get a glass of wine.

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SayGhoulNowSayWitch · 08/10/2011 20:17

Fuck off you bunch of Cunty Chops.

ScarahStratton · 08/10/2011 20:17

Yep, no vipers nest of bjullying bjtches here. And they say we're unwelcoming. Pah!

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PandorasSocks · 08/10/2011 20:08

Aaahhh, all these fucks flying around just to make lurkers feel welcome. Brings a tear to me eye, it does.

Get to the far side of fuck, yer load of twattybollockingwankbags

SayGhoulNowSayWitch · 08/10/2011 20:03

Ah, fuck off gaveitago :o

ScarahStratton · 08/10/2011 20:00

Far side of fuck, Bark. And make it snappy fuckface.

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