AIBU to ask what is the most daft word you have ever heard

[CreamolaFoamless]

I'll admit I'm bored and just want a bit of interaction with alive people

But phelbotmist is a bit of a daft word

or sandals ...sandals are weird too

Dongle

widget

Spoon

tiddlewinks. when I was little I thought it was a very very rude word

Gubbins

It's a phrase from my mother's medical books. Pruritis: Itching of the Private Parts. Silly, but the capital letters still make me smirk 20 years later. And titter.

Quoit, those rubber ring things that you threw at school, I hope someone else has heard of them!

Trills will come along to say "Tampons" in a moment.

Minge.

I has a woman call me at work and her name was minge! I had to contain myself

Weetabix

Personally i hate the word "Wowsers!" - A twee variation on the word Wow.

Wazzock.

skilts. Like stilts, but wrong.

anemone

Gromits.

Mesh

Gusset

Poorly

We were having a "words we hate" chat in college last week and the highest number of votes went to "slacks". For some reason, the word slacks makes my toes curl up.

I use quiots at school.

Skort - they were actually uniform in my old job and are as stupid as the name.

Fiduciary - cracks me up everytime especially in the context of serious conversation it normally has to be used.

Blah, blah, markets, taxes, cutbacks, fiduciary policy demands

Nozzle

and Nuzzle. Esepcially in combination with Scratch

I also quite like fuckwittery

Lobelia. It sounds rude.

Panties. Makes me heave.