AIBU to ask what is the most daft word you have ever heard

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I'll admit I'm bored and just want a bit of interaction with alive people

But phelbotmist is a bit of a daft word

Crapulence

I actually heard it used by a barrister in a court case once - wonderfully daft but brilliantly descriptive.

I LOVE discombobulate

V Much

MUCH is a weird word, innit?

MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH

Nowt as weird as peduncle.

Peduncle peduncle peduncle peduncle.

You see?

Jerkin as in type of jacket - always gets a snigger from me

PEDUNCLE... rolls off the tongue

Furuncle. Drips down the neck. (Eventually. In my experience.)

Daft

Ok im sorry, nom nom and yummy are sensible words and not daft at all

Daft is the most daft. I'm sure.

Daft is the most daft. I'm sure.

Bescumber - to cover with shite. DH is obsessed with this word.

Agree with every one who said Flannel

gerbils.....gerbils is a daft word,,,say it out loud...gerbils os a daft word

oh flannel thats a winner in daft words

bubba.......just...WHY?

it is DAFT - why not just say baby, same number of syllables, same sounds. Bubba just makes you sound ridiculous