to wonder if we might need a whole new section for dedicated Frothing Berserkers?

[Hullygully]

There seem to be a lot of people at the moment who really enjoy a good old frothing berserker. Wouldn't it be a good idea to give them a section of their own so they could all really enjoy themselves and leave the rest of us alone?

wots rong wit dat. e is the champion an goes dog fighting evry munday so be wurned. u ere wat im sayin be wurned sucker.

awww bubcakes a bet ur dugs like a wee pusssy cat innit. Does it hav big danglin bollocks like? Dey r dead cute!

urs will urt wen ive pulled you eye sockets oot.

fuk u lissie. bet u r da kinda cow dat complanes when i smoke ma rollies outside the skool toooo. Smokin is well cool. Ma gran smoked until 150 n never did hur any harm, drs r just cunts

ees got boloucks like too satsoomas in a sock

Lissie, my eyes are hurting too. I'm not sure how much longer I can keep up typing like this!

Our Conan nd our Blade got ded wrong off of the Head wen they took uz pups to skool.

She spouted loads of crap abaht gamblin is illeegul and annimal crullty and stuff but Killer and Ripper wuz only playin.

She's a rite fuckin biatch and when our Dave gets out of nick he is gonna sort her.

ur a cunt giraffe a big one too. i been smokin since i was 5 innit. its well gud. av two bokkles of diamond white wen i get up in vi murning too.

Iv ordured a dug off sum1 in da parkn its gonna hav 3 bolluks, dat makes it more feeeerce

OMG u lot r sooooooooooo meen!

OtterBjich ive ad it wiv ur Dave. He iz well gud in bed innit. E says i waz vi best hes ad innit. vat meens u iz crap in bed. ha ha u frigidy scab.

awww killer n ripper r pure cute names hun xx data shit, put in a complaint about dat!! :@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@'

i might name me twins after them.likkle killer and likkle ripper, social mite av em off me first tho.

Does anyone have a Tosser/English dictionary?

wot Pag i dunt understand wat u sayin. wat is a dicktionery??? is it a man piece.

Fuck off Vajache. Snot my Dave uve bin shagging. His bin inside for 6 years. Finks that Melody-Jade and Kayleigh-Leigh are medical miracles.

Daft sod.

i fink u r bein secsist by usin the word dickionary. wot about the wimmin?

I been visitin him an aving shaggin time in the bog. e as got a ring in is cock. i got me clit peirced, dave likes it, innit.!!!!!!

Yeah he likes it so much he put a picture on Facebook.

Evry1s seen it. ur cunt is old.

ha ur cunt iz like a wizardz sleeve ur a massive blak hole u dirty mukker.!!!!!!!!

Told you.

liar. wen i had my seventh i got the midwive to put sum extra stiches in

Tite as wen i wuz 13 i am. not like u - slack fanny

itz jus a bit of fun on a rainy day. chill Miss Comin.

Ahem (coughs quietly yet insistently), I read the first few pages of this whilst walking down the high street, laughed so much I bumped into someone but couldn't straighten face so looked like I was crazy loon woman.

If any of you have seen crazy woman stumbling down a highstreet squinting at phone & sniggering, bumping into people, smirking, swaying out of way then continuing blind stumble... Let me introduce myself!

Sad it's degenerating into weird chav poking, as will now be pulled, halt Hal I say!!!