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to wonder if we might need a whole new section for dedicated Frothing Berserkers?

258 replies

Hullygully · 05/10/2011 14:42

There seem to be a lot of people at the moment who really enjoy a good old frothing berserker. Wouldn't it be a good idea to give them a section of their own so they could all really enjoy themselves and leave the rest of us alone?

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Pagwatch · 05/10/2011 14:44

Yes. Fight club.

Hullygully · 05/10/2011 14:46

The section could have its own virtual handkerchief for the spume.

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AnyFucker · 05/10/2011 14:52

I got accused of "frothing" once

After I wiped my mouth, I gave them a right fucking mouthful

AMumInScotland · 05/10/2011 14:53

Wasn't that meant to be what AIBU was for? Instead of it taking over from Chat as the default place for any kind of question?

Hullygully · 05/10/2011 14:54

It would be good tho, it could have fuzzy white edges to represent the froth.

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GetOrfMo1Land · 05/10/2011 14:55

Make sure you pepper all your posts with lots of exclamation marks!! Like this!!! Cos it makes you look really thick innit like!!!!!!

rushofbloodtothefeet · 05/10/2011 14:56

AnyFucker Grin

They should only be allowed in if they know how to appropriately misuse an exclamation!! mark!!!!!!!! Anyone lacking this skill will be eaten alive!!!!

rushofbloodtothefeet · 05/10/2011 14:56

x-post!!!!!!!!

Hullygully · 05/10/2011 14:57

yeah but no but phone SS you is an abuser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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GetOrfMo1Land · 05/10/2011 14:59

omg like you are such a fucking bjitch i am going to report you mumsnet no where u live and have got all ur details and police hotlines oh hang on

JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar · 05/10/2011 14:59

YANBU

Katiepoes · 05/10/2011 15:00

Overuse and innapropriate use of words like 'shocking' and 'horrifying' will also be required!!! Demands to 'call social services'/'put them in the army'/'dump him now' shall also be encouraged!!!!

Suggestions that the OP is a bit of an eejit and that possibly over-reactions are being had shall be shouted down with cries of 'but think of the childreeeeeennnn'!!!

VajazzleMyBroomstick · 05/10/2011 15:00

Whats going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You bunch of nasty, nitpicking nobbers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TobyLeWolef · 05/10/2011 15:01

I would love a 'Frothing Berserkers' section because I am often bored at work and need something to fight about.

Pagwatch · 05/10/2011 15:01

Seriously. Crying.

Hullygully · 05/10/2011 15:02

Get out now!!!!!!!! Run run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No one should have to put up with unsugared tea!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cunts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hobnobsaremyfavourite · 05/10/2011 15:02

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FreddieMercurysBolero · 05/10/2011 15:02

I was accused of pooling myself in rage the other day. Would we have a separate pooling oneself in rage corner or would this fit in with the fronting beserkers?

!!!!!!

ColdSancerre · 05/10/2011 15:03

This makes my feel physically sick :(

VajazzleMyBroomstick · 05/10/2011 15:03

Frothing Berserkers???? Is that some kind of Italien coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GetOrfMo1Land · 05/10/2011 15:04

Don't any of use understand???? I mean come on!!! This is a bay-bee's LIFE we are talking about here!!! Action is needed! NOW!!

DreamsOfSteam · 05/10/2011 15:04

Angry Angry !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar · 05/10/2011 15:04

i'm apaulled.

FreddieMercurysBolero · 05/10/2011 15:04

Christ! Poo!!!!!
Pooing!!!

rushofbloodtothefeet · 05/10/2011 15:05

Has anyone called SS yet?