to wonder if we might need a whole new section for dedicated Frothing Berserkers?

[Hullygully]

There seem to be a lot of people at the moment who really enjoy a good old frothing berserker. Wouldn't it be a good idea to give them a section of their own so they could all really enjoy themselves and leave the rest of us alone?

(Berserkily)

Call the Police, Social Services, The Army, Margaret Thatcher anyone to help. I am so horrified and devastated. My whole life day is ruined by these berserker people.

FMM - Was it POOLING????!!! or POOING???!!!

I have neva pooed myself in rage!!!!

Trouble is no-one will self-define as a frothing beserker, will they? We'll need a Thread Police to get the threads moved.

Attention: your thread has been moved to the Frothing Beserker section

Big yes to spittle-encrusted bile cesspit but...

...could we then also have a fluffy, dreamy cocoon cell of sycophancy, where us milksops who are too lily-livered to face up to the brutalities of the real world can float about pretending that Everyone Is Nice?

(you bunch of fuckers)

Or perhaps Justine will adopt the words 'you have been moved to netmums because everyone things you are a cunt (including Jesus)'

so it was you travelling round all those toilets on the 'strange poeple you work with thread' phantom shitters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where i work the patients constantly smear shit up the walls, over the walls over us, EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh I want to see that message

'your thread has been moved to the Frothing Beserkers section'

Thanks all - was sitting in bed ill and feeling v sorry for myself....

....then read this thread. Laughing myself silly!

Will now get out of bed and froth.

A little bit...

Cos that's all I can manage...

I loved that Phantom Shitters thread

I don't know if YABU. I don't know what a frothing berserker is! Do you have to be part of the MN inner sanctum to know? What happens on a frothy berserk thread? Is the opposite of a frothing berserk thread a thread about cakes, or needlework, or cushions?

Oh and we always need a professional to explain a dire consequence of OP's actions. This post must be badly spelt with poor grammar and some massive assumption on the part of the OP.

Maybe there should be a nice zone, where nobody is allowed to swear, be overly controversial or attack each other?

Thinks....

Actually there is. It's called Netmums. Scrap that idea.

YABVVVVVVVU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think you should report to social services / ditch the f**king bastard / see the academic reserach here: [link to random website that def isn't research and has been posted by someone who has gleaned all their knowledge from google]

if you have a separate topic for beserkers, then AIBU and relationships will be empty :(

WHAT??????!!!!!!!

You mean its actually U for me to be SEETHING (!!!) that I spent 3 WHOLE hours raking the lawn to rid it of fallen fruit that I don't EVEN OWN yesterday and now its windy so my garden is ABSOLUTELY COVERED in apples once more????? Its OUTRAGEOUS!!!!

I PAY MY COUNCIL TAX!!!!

(nuff froth?)

I'm actually only slightly irritated by it.

I would actually like to have a brief yet massive froth about A FUCKING INCOMPETENT COMPUTER SUPERSTORE THAT MADE ME WAIT IN ALL DAY SO THEY COULD FUCK UP THE SIMPLEST TASK IMAGINABLE AND THEN FUCK OFF SO I HAVE TO MAKE ANOTHER FUCKING APPOINTMENT AND DO IT ALL AGAIN THE FUCKING RUBBISHY CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Misread the title as Frotting Beserkers.

Whole different Topic (although we get a fair few of them too).

oooohh all this shouting is making me froth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frotting Beserkers is excellet.

Frotting beserkers is very good.

Your been rediculus now, hunz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xxxxx