To think Alex James should be drowned in a vat of Spudsworth Melting Cubes?

[MrsLadywoman]

Here's Alex James, friend of Cameron and Clarkson and fellow member of the Chipping Norton set, coining it in by flogging cheese to the plebs at Asda.

Surely 'bread-shaped cheese blankets' are just cheese slices. And Spudsworth? Chop up a small quantity of 4 cheeses and put them in a bag. Bingo, a brand new product.

Can we all just stop this collective madness and stop buying any old shit, just because it's sold by a celeb?

If Mrs James is on MN she's never been anywhere near the Baby names topic!!

Mr James is a twat. His name isn't even Alex!

Liam Gallagher would never do this to us. Oh no the man would never become a cheesewanker.

God bless Gallagher, say what you like about the man-and many people do-there is no way on god's earth that he would do this to us!

No it's ok I didn't dream about Martin effin Platt it.

He does make cheese

no Liam would struggle to stop scraping his knuckles on the floor long enough to load the churn - but I bet Noel could make a wicked Stilton

And according to mn law it was thus: and St Martin of Platt shall be blessed as a cheesemaker. For he is good, kind and humble. But St Alex of James he shall not be blessed as he is bad, unkind and an all round smug, arrogant git whose curds fail to er curdle and whose goats cry in anguish in the night.

Here endeth the lesson for today, children.
Amen.

I cant stop laughing at Simon Le Bons curved penis and that his gives oral sex like he is "hungry like the wolf" Im loving that groupy website

Amen.

I'm still rubbing my thighs together thinking about Steve Tyler, he might be old but he sounds as if he knows what he's doing. to me

where is the groupie website?

apparently Gary Barlow makes a really nice edam

www.groupiedirt.com/ dont get me into trouble!!

Meh. Much preferred oasis so he is a nob jockey

That site is fantastic!

"David Cassidy is very sexy and a great lover, according to a lady who says she dated him in the early '70s. Although he may not always be faithful, he knows how to satisfy a woman"

was that after the Partridge Family years, I wonder?

Sorry I was so amazed by the thought of David Cassidy being a great lover that I missed lots of things:

"Duran Duran lead singer Simon LeBon has a curved penis",

Notorious for it I expect.

Jimmy Page entry most distasteful - yuck.

"Him who played Martin Platt in Corrie is a cheesemaker now. You don't see him whoring his goods around in Asda.

Have some CLASS Alex. Like Martin Platt off of Corrie"

Actually shaking with laughter.

I am especially fond of Jarvis Cockers Cheese and Chive Woodchip Sheets

Please put this thread in Classics. It should be around forever.

Cheese classics, naturally.

"There's an unconfirmed rumor that Chris can give himself a blowjob and he likes to demonstrate this talent at parties. "

That nice Chris Isaaks. I am choking on my gin.

Now that I WOULD pay to see - he should go on tour

i hate all these cookery blokes it's just cheesy

I don't just think that Le Bon is notorious for it- I actually think he is no-no-notorious.