To think Alex James should be drowned in a vat of Spudsworth Melting Cubes?

[MrsLadywoman]

Here's Alex James, friend of Cameron and Clarkson and fellow member of the Chipping Norton set, coining it in by flogging cheese to the plebs at Asda.

Surely 'bread-shaped cheese blankets' are just cheese slices. And Spudsworth? Chop up a small quantity of 4 cheeses and put them in a bag. Bingo, a brand new product.

Can we all just stop this collective madness and stop buying any old shit, just because it's sold by a celeb?

Cheesewanker now on BBC2 - thank god for Jinsy in 10 mins or I'd have no comedy tonight

Lordy, just watching him on Buzzcocks.

Fucking cheese wanker.

I fucking hate good looking men, and ESPECIALLY good looking successful men, they think they are so smug with their stupid HAPPINESS and they think they are so good, they love themselves they really do and are ARROGANT and SELF-CENTRED with their fucking EYES and SMILE who do they fucking think they are??

you are all such BITCHES leave him alone...

I think Liam G should bring out Cheese-Slice sized white bread and cheese-slice shaped burgers too...

Deary me...

He was good looking when I was 20. He chatted me up in the Mixer once. He was fit as then, but still a sleazy CHEESE WANKER.

oh yeah, I am thinking about hot cheese Spudsworth slightly burning my new potatoes breasts mmmmm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHHH

Need brain cheese bleach.

You crazy person.

No problem with it. People buy lunchables and craft slices, why shouldn't Alex sell his cheese too? I like the idea that they are the same size as bread slices. You don't have to rip up half a slice of cheese to make it fill the bread now. :D We can buy ready grated cheese and if people want to buy cubes of cheese too that's up to them. They don't have to, no one's forcing them to do it. Is the problem that he's already rich?

The problem is that he's a CHEESE WANKER

(...and that it's really easy to make a cheese sandwich without a Special Slice of Blanket Cheese)

"You don't have to rip up half a slice of cheese to make it fill the bread now."

Woah. You do know that there are these things called knives, and that you're allowed to cut up big blocks of cheese for us in sandwiches?

Alex James chatted you up, Jareth when he was young and fit? And he's still a CHEESE WANKER?

You're a more astute woman than I am as I wouldn't have turned him down might have dithered a bit before telling him to fuck off with his cheesy wankerdom.

I could have written, cut up a slice of cheese, the result would be the same. You cut downwards on a large block of cheese and then you cut another slice and you arrange them on the bread, overlapping because they don't quite fit, or cutting one in half and eating the other half. It's really not a major problem but then neither is grating cheese and yet the stuff still sells, all ready to sprinkle. If people buy Alex's cheese, that's up to them. If they walk past and he doesn't sell any of it, that's also up to them. You can buy cheese in a big block and yet, people still buy cheese slices, cheese strings, baby bells... the list goes on. Good luck to him.

Did you see him in "help a homeless person" or whatever - he was awful.

Yes, he did. I was 19 and fit and with much hotter people. He didn't get a look in.

The Suede boys however got an access all areas pass

Christina, maybe you did