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to think IPOAT gels will never marry well if they continue to be so fast?

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CaptainHornblower · 28/09/2011 18:15

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Hullygully · 30/01/2012 15:09

Oh sorry Beri, I completely missed it!

Have you all got it?

BeribbonedGibbon · 30/01/2012 15:12
BeribbonedGibbon · 30/01/2012 15:24
BeribbonedGibbon · 30/01/2012 15:25

You know, due to the fact that children seem to be able to vomit on/in everything but a bowl.

Hullygully · 30/01/2012 15:26

heh heh I can't remember who calle dyou Beri now. How we laughed.

Where are dear Umami and MMe Defarge? Not seen them in eons Sad

BeribbonedGibbon · 30/01/2012 15:41

I remember she/he was rather indignant, I must have been in a naughty mood and posted something riling.

I do remember that you latched onto it far too quickly and easily and with much glee.

Have neither widow or mimi been on of late? Sad

Are there to be no more drunken slapping stories?

Fiderer · 30/01/2012 17:16

Poor Mistress (LadyCountessHerRoyalHighnessHerMajesty ) BeribbonedGibbon. Vomiting, lurgies and spewing are tiresome and do so make the spirits abjectly woeful.

We do have some wonderful tisanes in the distillery herb-drying shed which may perk you up. Do pray tell me which tisane you desire and I shall endeavour to provide him it. Flavours are so important.

Without them we would have no drunken slapping stories.

Jins · 30/01/2012 17:23

Hey up Gibs. Sympathy on the spewing etc.

Please may I have a juniper tisane with a slice of lemon for the vitamins Fids?

Fiderer · 30/01/2012 18:00

Oh with pleasure, Mistress Jins. Lemon aids the intake of

Pours neat gin.
Kills every germ. Even those Cook left us with.

BeribbonedGibbon · 30/01/2012 19:10

Something easy to swallow Fids. I fear I may gag otherwise.

Minimammoth · 31/01/2012 08:16

You've not being seeing that Dr Quack -Smythe again have you Gibby, he's a one for the purging. Leech anyone?

Minimammoth · 31/01/2012 08:22

Oh dear I don't think that worked will try on my other quill.

Fiderer · 31/01/2012 09:18

your new friend

Oh dear lord, Mini.

You are too trusting. I TOLD you you shouldn't have gone to him

Gels, to the rescue. Miss Mini is in grave danger and can no longer spell her name correctly. Though that is the least of her problems.

BeribbonedGibbon · 31/01/2012 13:04

I see a leech and think of Blackadder Grin

entropygirl · 31/01/2012 13:11
Fiderer · 31/01/2012 17:32

Those leeches quite put me off my chocolate fingers.

entropygirl · 31/01/2012 18:05

Did someone phone the doctor?

Fiderer · 31/01/2012 19:04

No excuse necessary, entropy.

entropygirl · 01/02/2012 00:35

I wrote a poem about our David on the ode to Brian Cox thread......

Minimammoth · 01/02/2012 09:28

I am sorry but this is just wrong. A timelord should never be seen déshabillé
A bit like the queen.

Fiderer · 01/02/2012 15:33

You have a point there, Mini. Not très dignified. Still, we must be magnanimous and make allowances for his being a forriner.

Those "pomes" were very amusing, entropy. I am not brave enough to suggest such an evening of verse composition here in the Hall. I can feel the frisson of Hully's displeasure at the very thought.

Perhaps if I stiffen my resolve with a juniper tisane, I might broach the subject.

Jins · 01/02/2012 17:43

Yes I think a juniper tisane is called for. I have had a very busy day and no time to tat!

Minimammoth · 06/02/2012 22:26

Wilkins has dusted down the sleigh and we shall fly though the woods like the snow queen. < tops up hip flask with --brandy- juniper tisane>

Fiderer · 07/02/2012 08:06

That sounds fun. I shall wear my new stole and muff. The Gels in Little Women had muffs for skating. So romantic. Since then I have yearned for one.

These low temperatures call for a warmer hat though. All I can find in the Hall is this one. What do you think?

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