You have a point there, Mini. Not très dignified. Still, we must be magnanimous and make allowances for his being a forriner.
Those "pomes" were very amusing, entropy. I am not brave enough to suggest such an evening of verse composition here in the Hall. I can feel the frisson of Hully's displeasure at the very thought.
Perhaps if I stiffen my resolve with a juniper tisane, I might broach the subject.