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to think IPOAT gels will never marry well if they continue to be so fast?

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CaptainHornblower · 28/09/2011 18:15

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Fiderer · 28/09/2011 18:43

Perhaps if Mistress Hully could refrain from marrying me off to Brother DTC, I could relax and enjoy the sights and sounds of a lovely exotic land.

DonDiegoYDoritoYTinto · 28/09/2011 18:44

Thank you Senorita Defarge, for translating my words....

but I think you will find I can express myself most well in your barbaric language

Pagwatch · 28/09/2011 18:45

I am teasing you hully. Playing all hard to get.

Don't shout at me. My son has left

And the fucking puppy won't sleep and ate my sitting room carpet.

Fiderer · 28/09/2011 18:45

RatherBe, the first one was better!

Hullygully · 28/09/2011 18:46

How did I miss that land mass?

Hullygully · 28/09/2011 18:46

But but all the spaces are going...I'll be bereft

Pagwatch · 28/09/2011 18:47

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=adult+swing&um=1&hl=en&client=safari&sa=N&tbo=d&tbm=isch&tbnid=oWZt63tepHoSqM:&imgrefurl=blogs.houstonpress.com/hairballs/2010/06/fathers_day_bad_gifts.php%3Fpage%3D2&docid=wyAXJgPRChHcxM&w=400&h=400&ei=Z12DTsq4FJK88gPcgukJ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=690" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">I have found an excellent tango rehearsing device. It must be good. It is a best saler

Hullygully · 28/09/2011 18:48

And you Mimi, you said you'd come..

Ah well, I see I shall have to stride forth under he moon of BA and twirl my lariat about a young and hungry gaucho.

Gels, stay aship and tatt new missals.

Hullygully · 28/09/2011 18:49

dear lord. Brother Japhramazekiel has one such! He said it was an aid to prayer.

Pagwatch · 28/09/2011 18:49

I will talk to mr pag.
He was very accommodating but now dd has a swimming gala and doing that with ds2 is tricky and would be a lousy birthday but he wants to see if we can manage and he knows I love you bestest

Honeydragon · 28/09/2011 18:49

You did not know I have been secretly lurking hiding aboard the whole time cunningly disguised as a sailor, so we did nor recognise me!

Honeydragon · 28/09/2011 18:50

or even....
so you did not recognise me!

Hullygully · 28/09/2011 18:50

so we did nor recognise me

Have we been at the rum?

Ok Pags

Pagwatch · 28/09/2011 18:50

It is multi functional. Did you hear me say a best saler!

Honeydragon · 28/09/2011 18:51
CaptainHornblower · 28/09/2011 18:51

Ladies have to pay for a tango in Buenos Aires now? What is the world coming to?

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CaptainHornblower · 28/09/2011 18:52

(Oh, missed a whole page, vair behind)

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Hullygully · 28/09/2011 18:53

It's capitalism dear Captain. It has reached these far shores, after all so many of the sultry young men have been decimated by the devastating Buenos Aires Plague that the few remaining can name their price.

CaptainHornblower · 28/09/2011 18:55
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DonDiegoYDoritoYTinto · 28/09/2011 18:55

I WILL come Hully, just vair vair poor atm. Awaiting ducats due to me....

DonDiegoYDoritoYTinto · 28/09/2011 18:57

Join me tonight!

DonaUmamiPeron · 28/09/2011 18:57
Fiderer · 28/09/2011 18:58

Hasten back, Miss Honey. We have local gentlemen of noble standing to guide us ashore.

DonDiegoYDoritoYTinto · 28/09/2011 19:01

Aha! DonaUmami! The tales of your beouty and , er, success with les hombres precedes you!

In addition to being vastly wealthy, with plantations galore, and a fine line in lacy cravats, i am always at the feet of beauty and imperiousness!

Fiderer · 28/09/2011 19:16
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