Wiping cock on hand towel...

[Graciescotland]

Title says it all really. DS is fascinated by watching DH pee so he follows him off to the bathroom and the door was left open. I walked by to see DH drying his penis on the hand towel. Apparently it's what he always does, news to me though.

This is rank, right? Or is it a universal thing?

MrsBunty: Lotas are for universal use not just females but I like the idea of decorated ones.

Actually crying with laughter at this thread! Just asked my DP and he says he's never done it but doesn't see the problem with wiping on the hand towel and now I'm afraid he's going to try it :( should have kept my mouth shut....

So...how many of you who at wiping a washed cock on a hand towel will happily stuff one in your gobs?

I just manged to catch up with this thread, so funny, thank you for all your replies. Especially for fanny teapots and dyson airblades!

I interrogated asked my husband about this when he came through the door...

He thinks everyone on here is barking mad.. and also says he cant believe I am asking him this sort of question...

What is worrying is he wont even give me a straight answer...

goes to change towels to His n Hers ones

Well, Whatmeworry, as long as it's only one at a time . . .

Behave, Andrew. Break the habit of a lifetime and behave!

Welcome to my world squeaky

I've only flicked through a few responses but am I right?

Bloke does a piss.
Shakes
Waddles over to sink (his trousers won't be done up properly)
Rinses in sink, I'm interested in the logistics of this. Are the sinks low, or are are the men tall? Are the sinks narrow rather than deep. I'm imaging a scene where Great Aunty Zelda visits at Christmas, the door isn't locked and she walks into see a man thrusting his dick towards some taps.
Grabs hand towel to dry.

It seems like a whole lot of work when you could grab some toilet roll. *scratches head and wonders whether the thread is worth reading".

Ah soups well it's a very small loo so more of a turn than a waddle, the sink is low and we don't have a great Aunt Zelda :) It is a very funny thread though...

Ahh I get ya, one of those small hand ones. I'll let my dp know, he was also very confused

Dick in a dyson airblade= pmsl. Im fairly sure on dropping it into the airblade it would fly back up distributing little bell end wee drops into ones own eye.

ewwww , even if it was clean its still disgusting knowing someone wiped their cock on the hand towel. Would rather use my trousers to wipe my hands.

To carabos - I don't honestly think that running a titchy bit of cold water over your hands after going in one of those Eurotunnel loos is going to make any difference to your germ levels.

Lots of places only have a bit of cold water and nothing to wipe on, so I wouldn't bother in that situation - I might wipe the DS's hands when we got back to the car with a wet wipe or I might not...

oh squeaky, I was dying to tell you to text him.... but pouncing on him has caused WAY more resultant mirth!

EXCELLENT THREAD!

so how does the teapot thingy work then? if you are sitting down and pour the water down between your legs, then the water is just going to go straight down the loo no? Or else it's going to to run all over you, messily.
Can't believe anyone would bother to do this.

I've never known any man to wash after weeing - very odd. But really drying on the hand towel which guests will use is not on. Especially as I assume it's a quick rinse and not a thorough wash - your probably better germ wise not to rinse & just wipe it on the towel.

Public loos are frequently so revolting that I'll use hand santiser once I've left the toilets - ickkkk. I don't care if people think I don't wash my hands - the 'quick rinse' brigade are far worse as they then put their wet hands on the door etc.

It is a bit of an art but easily done with a bit of practice.

left hand for washing, right hand for holding lota now aka fanny teapot
Use right hand for clean things (eating, writing)
Use left hand for dirty things (washing nether regions)

One of the reasons why left handed people were not well regarded (-because they used the 'dirty' hand for eating etc) and forced to use right hand.

In support of knittedbreast (several replies back) I use a jug of water to rinse after most wee's, often also rinse with salt water.

My DP also wiped his cock on the hand towel until I caught him and hit the roof.

I know he's not done it since because he told me he hasn't...

So gross.

MissVerinder

I'm feeling paranoid and oddly dirty 'cos I don't do a full wash and blow dry after a wee

Dyson Air blade??

I am lolling at the idea of a cock in a dyson airblade!

I just checked with the husband and he confirms that he does not dry his cock on the handtowel after peeing. Thankfully.

I think using water to wash after using the loo is arguably cleaner (and I personally prefer only to poo once a day when I can shower afterwards as I don't feel properly clean otherwise). BUT when I have been in countries that have the little hosepipe for bumwashing in the cubicles there seems to be water everywhere. Presumably containing bits of shit and piss sprayed all around the cubicle. So I think that method is dirtier than just wiping. And those countries for the most part are the countries where almost everyone gets sick when going there (I'm thinking of places like North Africa, India, Pakistan, etc) maybe there is a hygiene issue with the bumspraying system.

As for knitted breast's fanny washing lid, er......

Now I remember why I love MN.