... to tell my friend she's mental?

[MrsSchue]

I've just watched her finish a packet of crisps and then carefully pop the empty packet into her bra.

When I queried this, she tells me 'she always puts her rubbish in her bra'....

Were the crisps roast chicken flavour?

Maybe she can't afford to buy a pair of chicken fillets to pad out her bra

Prawn cocktail.

The mind boggles.

You should watch Carry On Dont Lose Your Head! Joan Sims does exactly that with a banana skin, Kenneth Williams says "Honestly! When you undress its like emptying a waste paper basket!" :o

She has now elaborated with the news that after a day at work, she actually takes her bra over leaning over the bath to catch all the crap she's stashed in it during the day.

Imagine the CRUMBS :(

Apologies, he says "When you undress its like emptying a dustbin"

How grim! Bleurch

WHAT?

And I thought I had bizarre friends! How does it not show through her shirt?

Dunno - I'd love to see the face on any guy trying to cop a cheeky feel though

What job does she do? Everywhere I have worked I would have noticed someone stashing their coke cans in their cleavage :o

YANBU to think she has certain issues, that's for sure! That's a most peculiar thing to do. (not sure I'd call her "mental" though - peculiar behaviour doesn't necessarily mean she has MH problems - and yes I know you only meant it lightheartedly but there's a whole big thing going on about using certain words at the moment so I'm capitalising on my opportunity to mention that some people might find it a little upsetting. :))

I have a good friend who keeps everything in her bra. Money, mobile, notes etc.

Yes one friend keeps her mobile in her bra.
Her male colleagues & students think it's great.

Sassy, yes I know someone who does that - but it's a bit different from keeping rubbish in there! Is your friend rather well endowed? the girl I know is...

MObile in your bra! No! They're not good next to your skin...ther's evidence!

Everything lives in my bra ...fags, lighter, money, mobile, keys, a tissue .......

In some film somewhere there is a women who keeps tissues in her bra. The scene is in a restaurant which falls silent at the exact moment when she can't find one and says I know I had two when I got here :)

My God don't they poke you in the boobs trois ?

Apparently a high percentage of lottery winners tuck the winning ticket in their bra for safekeeping.
A crisp packet sounds loopy though, as does other assorted rubbish. Does she stash smaller items in her knickers?

Trois - don't your boobs end up looking lumpy?

i wouldnt keep my rubbish in my bra but same as trois- keys, money, phone etc can all be shoved in. its not uncomfy, ive been doing it for years so know the optimum places for them all

I haven't got room in my bra for all the crap I collect in the day. I would have to wear 3 cups sizes too large. But then I would be all saggy in the morning, so it definitely wouldn't work for me. I will stick with the old fashioned bin.

Honestly?? Do people actually do this? I've read some very weird things on MN but this is definitely one of the strangest.

People are weird.

Just.....

The mind boggles...

Huh is this for real?
The most I've stashed is a tissue if I don't have a pocket, but only in the house. Would be too fishing it out in public!