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AIBU or is this the ultimate in pmtb (precious mummy to be)

169 replies

BimboNo5 · 12/09/2011 09:09

Mum-to-be car stickers?
I mean- why??? Do you see one and think 'oh okay, I really really must not crash into that car'

OP posts:
silentcatastrophe · 12/09/2011 16:35

According to the AA these stickers get in the way of the window and can cause accidents. Not as many as furry dice, but people still die because of them. Bad idea.

sweetsherry · 12/09/2011 16:54

Well, speaking as an infertile person, this kind of thing is just another slap in the face, but it's not like I'm not used to it!

I should man up.

littlemissrandom · 12/09/2011 16:55

Lol @ the trying to concieve stickers.

MangoMonster · 12/09/2011 16:57

Thanks bimbo, thats why you shouldn't believe what your mother says! Wink

ChunkyMonkeyMother · 12/09/2011 17:27

My favourite sticker was "Ex in boot - Position open, apply within"

I use a "Baby on board" sticker but its mainly for parking, if you don't have a childseat or sticker at our local market then you get a ticket and when DS was a baby we quite often removed the car seat from the car for shopping etc so there was usually a traffic warden peering through the window to check for child paraphinalia (which there was always loads of anyway) but the sticker did save us from tickets

UC · 12/09/2011 17:34

I saw a good one on holiday - "the reason I am driving so fast is I need a poo". that one made me laugh.

takethisonehereforastart · 12/09/2011 17:34

bimbo - well, perhaps it won't make a difference to the idiots, but we can live in hope.

It made a difference to me, and that was good enough. And I'd use them again if I did have another pregnancy (unlikely).

takethisonehereforastart · 12/09/2011 17:36

UC - Wonderful! I know someone who could do with that particular sticker too!

ThePrincessRoyalFiggyrolls · 12/09/2011 17:41

I have a question for those in the Emergency services Smile for some reason it has been plaguing moi! I don't take the carseats out of the car or much of the tat when the children aren't in it (and hate to say but am a little more reckless sans les enfants even though I don't mean to be Blush) and what worries me is if I were to have an accident without the children in the car and was unconcious would they still look for a child regardless? Also what if the windows were open and the child had undone the carseat?
Am now worrying myself even more damnit...........

I hate stickers in cars though!!

ChristinedePizan · 12/09/2011 17:47

I'm not in the emergency services but I have a friend who's a paramedic and I asked her about the badge thing and she said they always check for other passengers in and around the vehicle, especially if there are child seats in the car. So try not to worry

IShouldHaveBeenAPairOfClaws · 12/09/2011 19:11

Quite like the idea of a sticker which just says: YABVU

NormanTebbit · 12/09/2011 19:25

The emergency services thing is a load of rubbish.

Emergency services always search wreckage/ surrounding area for passengers in event of an accident sticker or not.

ThePrincessRoyalFiggyrolls · 12/09/2011 19:26

Well that makes me feel better! Smile thank you mnx

Smellslikecatpee · 12/09/2011 19:33

'Car may contain traces of sperm' snurk snurk snurk Grin

skinnymuffin · 12/09/2011 19:42

Oh fgs what a stupid thing to stick to you car. I despair...

I also think the ones with the children's actual names on them are stupid - great way to tell total strangers/perverts your child's name so they can abduct them more easily...

takethisonehereforastart · 12/09/2011 20:12

So it's stupid to think/hope that someone might drive a little more carefully around a car with a pregnant woman or a young child in it? Or perhaps just be a bit more aware that the driver displaying the sign could be distracted or worried more easily and so it's a car to keep your distance from?

But it's not stupid to think a "Little Tarquin on Board" sign is an advertisement to hoards of mobile perverts?

I've already given my reasons for thinking these signs are a good thing, but now I wonder why are they seen so different from the ones they display on the motorway reminding people to take a break on a long drive, or the flashing ones at roadsides that tell you the speed you are doing, or the Kill your Speed, Not a Child ones near schools?

If nobody looks at M-T-B on Board or Baby on Board signs and thinks "Okay, I'll crash into a different car" then why do the highways agency or whoever still think it is worth reminding people to take care when tired or to slow down, things every driver has to learn to even pass the test? Surely by this reasoning ("I'll crash into a different car then") nobody pays attention to them either or thinks "Okay, I'll go crash outside the bank and not the school then."

Those things are static, constant things every driver should already know and do without a reminder. The other cars on the road are an unknown quantity and anything that can flag up a potential risk or problem should surely be a better thing, not a thing to be smirked at.

ChristinedePizan · 12/09/2011 20:18

There are signs outside schools because children are more likely to run onto the road outside school than they are outside a bank, simply because there are more of them. If you believe people need to keep a wary distance from you in case you do something stupid, you shouldn't be on the road.

Alternatively you could just put a sign in the window saying 'fucking hopeless driver' and leave it at that. It would have the same effect Hmm

skinnymuffin · 12/09/2011 20:50

I do think they are pointless signs, yes. There are so many of them that they lose their effect. A baby on board sign perhaps but 'mummy to be' merits a smirk I think. It sounds crap for starters. 'Pregnant woman' is enough surely, if you feel you must? Why not have a sign telling everyone you have a bad back etc etc? It is stupid and pointless.

And names on them is just laughable. Why would another driver give a shit what you named your children?? And while I'm on the topic, hairbands with names on them are stupid too. And they look crap.

takethisonehereforastart · 12/09/2011 21:04

No, I think people should keep a wary distance from everybody, as per the highway code, but that most of them are too selfish or thick to do so without a reminder while still being very quick to rant and rage at everyone else for getting in their way.

As I've said, it's why a good many of those other signs are there, some people need reminding to be considerate for their own and other peoples safety.

And as per my previous post, it wasn't me that was the fucking hopeless driver, it was the man who couldn't be bothered to secure his lorry properly who could have done with the reminder to be careful before he rammed a mother-to-be and killed her baby.

KittyFane · 12/09/2011 21:20

I don't like stickers on cars usually but the 'Fat Willy's surf shack' sticker is good for warning you to keep well away from the absolute tosser driver.

skinnymuffin · 12/09/2011 21:20

Ah take I missed that earlier post, I'm so very sorry that happened, how awful :(

stripedcat · 12/09/2011 21:36

I agree that these stickers are a bit foolish - however, if it meant that tailgaiting idiots would slow down I think that they are OK.

The other points I would mention are that I found it almost impossible to twist to reverse when I was heavily pregnant - any indication to other drivers of this - if they were trying to get me to move was helpful.

Also, I was trapped once when I parked in a car park by a car who parked close to me - I had to ask someone who was passing by (and not the size of a whale!) to drive my car out as I literally could not get into the car! - if I had put a mum to be sign in my car I wonder if they would have parked so close?

notagypsy · 12/09/2011 21:40

I recently seen a sign on a car that said "I don't care who is on board". It made me laugh!!

ColdSancerre · 12/09/2011 21:44

I just took a tiny wee hedgehog to a hedgehog carer and was driving really slowly at junctions and slowing down well in advance etc and I needed a

TINY WEE HEDGEHOG ON BOARD

sticker. Because I was being tailgated. Not that I give a shit about being tailgated, fuckers.

That would be hugely reasonable I think.

M0naLisa · 12/09/2011 21:51

i know someone who has a 'Little Sailor XXX on Board'

I like the ones that say 'come any closer and you'll be licking my windscreen'

i want one of the ones that say 'dont follow me, im lost too'