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Original poster

fuck. DP is at the pub and his mate

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dinnerdillema · 07/09/2011 20:25

is here waiting for him,they have some business to sort out, but i have just made dinner (season 'n shake chiken nom nom nom) and it's going cold. DP's mate has always said how great i am at cooking and how DP doesn't appreciate me enough and hasn't had his tea yet, so am i being unreasonable to let his mate eat his dinner, well it's not like he's here to complain is it, lol?

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StrandedBear · 07/09/2011 21:36

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BobblyGussets · 07/09/2011 21:36

What's he doing now OP? Is he relaxing on the sofa with you? Does he think you re working on your laptop or something?

Has he been to the lavatory? If he has, it might be too last for yooouuu!

SarahStratton · 07/09/2011 21:36
Shock

Could we incorporate a bit of light bondage with the belt please.

Just light. Don't forget, I'm not a perv.

GreenEyesandNiceHam · 07/09/2011 21:37

Waheyhey!

Methinks it ain't the season n shake chicken that's tightened his trousers

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ObviouslyOblivious · 07/09/2011 21:38

Why not settle down and watch a nice film? When Harry Ate Sally perhaps?

BobblyGussets · 07/09/2011 21:39

late

Took his belt off? A bit over familiar eh? He sounds way too comfy for my liking. He will be lifting one cheek and letting rip across your brown leather sofa in a minute.

petitfiloser · 07/09/2011 21:39

harry ate sally Grin

reelingintheyears · 07/09/2011 21:39

Crickey.

Flowerista · 07/09/2011 21:39

FFs REFRESH, REFRESH!!M

KatieScarlett2833 · 07/09/2011 21:39

He's waiting for his pudding, I think. Go on, give him something sweet.

CJCregg · 07/09/2011 21:39

Don't forget to take the cocktail stick out before you fuck him.

TuftyFinch · 07/09/2011 21:39

Is it a leather belt? Ask him if he likes cheese and onion crisps. Then you'll know.

YouCantTeuchThis · 07/09/2011 21:40

He took his belt off? Jeesus, how much chicken did you put in that cauldron carefully-prepared home-cooked meal? Bearing in mind you ate none...

Although in terms of seduction techniques it is right up there with season and shake Wink

bitchtwat · 07/09/2011 21:41

Now you just need to drop something in front of him, bend over and giggle coquettishly, stand up slowly while turning round to face him and let your pink satin camisole slip off one shoulder. Twirl a piece of hair near your jaw line and kneel down with your mouth open.

Should get this sorted.

tethersend · 07/09/2011 21:41

When's the plumber arriving?

SpidersAndVinegaroons · 07/09/2011 21:41

Admit, and just when I though I was out! OP, offer him something harder than beer....

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 07/09/2011 21:42

Pudding: Ambrosia creamed rice. Or something.

AnyFucker · 07/09/2011 21:42

Some people are enjoying this thread just a leetle too much, methinks Grin

reelingintheyears · 07/09/2011 21:42

He's going to offer her something harder than beer.

CJCregg · 07/09/2011 21:42

Whip him up some Angel Delight?

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dinnerdillema · 07/09/2011 21:42

like ice, that's harder than beer

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Sofabitch · 07/09/2011 21:42

Did he enjoy his chicken Grin sounds very saucy. Grin

Thingumy · 07/09/2011 21:42

Arf at bitchtwats soft porn seduction technique.