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Original poster

fuck. DP is at the pub and his mate

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dinnerdillema · 07/09/2011 20:25

is here waiting for him,they have some business to sort out, but i have just made dinner (season 'n shake chiken nom nom nom) and it's going cold. DP's mate has always said how great i am at cooking and how DP doesn't appreciate me enough and hasn't had his tea yet, so am i being unreasonable to let his mate eat his dinner, well it's not like he's here to complain is it, lol?

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Fontsnob · 07/09/2011 21:43

pissing myself at pin cusion cervix..

reelingintheyears · 07/09/2011 21:43

You one of them AF? Wink

TuftyFinch · 07/09/2011 21:43

Tether I think the plumber will arrive with the pizza delivery boy.
Rock do you not think semolina? Perhaps with a bit of jam?

Thingumy · 07/09/2011 21:44

You forgot to suggest that she sucks her finger while looking at his bulging crotch...

SpringHeeledJack · 07/09/2011 21:54

oh gosh

am picturing Robin Askwith

whose fault is that??

Original poster
dinnerdillema · 07/09/2011 21:55

that wasn't me, that broke MN, i was busy Wink

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Fontsnob · 07/09/2011 21:55

Boom chicken wha wha

CaptainNancy · 07/09/2011 21:55

Arghhh MN broke!

Is this you rhubs? Grin

SarahStratton · 07/09/2011 21:56

Oh God, I lost Mumsnet for what seemed like forever. It kept saying it was offline. Shock

Oakmaiden · 07/09/2011 21:56

How dare Mumsnet break just when I was, um, enjoying myself... Grin

SarahStratton · 07/09/2011 21:57

S'better than the cushion.

AnyFucker · 07/09/2011 21:57

crikey...even MN exploded with excitement then Grin

reeling is the Pope Catholic ? Wink

SpidersAndVinegaroons · 07/09/2011 21:58

I think you did! There are thousands, nay, millions of seedy lurkers on this thread! Ask him if he's still hungry. Would he perhaps like a dinner roll? Or a seedy bap perchance?

ObviouslyOblivious · 07/09/2011 21:58

Boom Chicken wah wah - very good

KatieScarlett2833 · 07/09/2011 21:58

Are you having some cream on your pie?

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 07/09/2011 21:58

That was a bit fucking quick Wink

StrandedBear · 07/09/2011 21:58

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Chipsycheese · 07/09/2011 21:58

Mumsnet crashed! Was just writing a jokey chicken/sex innuendo. Forgot it now. Dammit.

TeamEdward · 07/09/2011 21:59

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Honeydragon · 07/09/2011 22:00

pudding?

I can't believe you shut down MN for a shag!

OMFG.....Your one of HQ aren't you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shock hence the name change!
Shock You have the power to hit the red shut down button for rumpy pumpy and then come back and post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sofabitch · 07/09/2011 22:00

Wow it was unavailable for a whole 5 mins !! Nearly gave me a heart attack.

Chipsycheese · 07/09/2011 22:01

You must tell us all the chicken/penis details.
We need to know the ummmmm errrr climax of the story as we were involved from the beginning.

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 07/09/2011 22:02
TheSupremeMugwump · 07/09/2011 22:02

I feel like chicken tonight
Bend and snap

Original poster
dinnerdillema · 07/09/2011 22:04

i don't eat chicken

haven't you read the whole thread?

Grin
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