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Original poster

fuck. DP is at the pub and his mate

405 replies

dinnerdillema · 07/09/2011 20:25

is here waiting for him,they have some business to sort out, but i have just made dinner (season 'n shake chiken nom nom nom) and it's going cold. DP's mate has always said how great i am at cooking and how DP doesn't appreciate me enough and hasn't had his tea yet, so am i being unreasonable to let his mate eat his dinner, well it's not like he's here to complain is it, lol?

OP posts:
SarahStratton · 07/09/2011 21:30

Oohh a bit like in Pretty Woman?

Can we incorporate rope climbing somehow? Please.

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 07/09/2011 21:30

Minimilks. PMSL. Again.

AnyFucker · 07/09/2011 21:30
Grin
ReadyToDrink · 07/09/2011 21:31

You must have one hell of a pelvic floor to use a toothpick 'seductively'.

TuftyFinch · 07/09/2011 21:31

Rock don't you remember the biker thread? There was a tea room and sugar I think.

Chipsycheese · 07/09/2011 21:31

What ARE you actually wearing OP?
I have a mental picture in my mind and I need to know?
Is it JUST an apron?

AnyFucker · 07/09/2011 21:32

OP, could you "hug" a cushion ?

Not with your arms.

Original poster
dinnerdillema · 07/09/2011 21:32

i'm not going to tell a bucnh of randoms on the internet what i'm wearing, you might all be pervs or summat

OP posts:
Northernlurkerr · 07/09/2011 21:32

This thread is one of those that you read and know you've missed something, somewhere....and you're not sure you want to know what.

OP - is it too late to suggest a nice baked potato and a Catherine Cookson?

SuePurblybilt · 07/09/2011 21:32

I'd say that's a fair assumption

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 07/09/2011 21:32

Tufty was I on that? FFS I am old now.

Bitchtwat fuck off to bed will you please, you are making me laugh too hard.

GreenEyesandNiceHam · 07/09/2011 21:33

US?

PERVS??

ObviouslyOblivious · 07/09/2011 21:33

Would you tell a bunch of randoms though?

Chipsycheese · 07/09/2011 21:33

Well I'm not a perv but I can't speak for the rest of Mumsnet.

CJCregg · 07/09/2011 21:33

Loving this thread. Am trying to watch Osama Bin Laden doc and keep snorting.

Is OP's DP shagging the barmaid yet? Would that be 'bang on cue'?

nenevomito · 07/09/2011 21:33

Whatever is on her top half I am picturing fluffy slippers on the bottom.

Something a little frou frou.

StrandedBear · 07/09/2011 21:33

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

bitchtwat · 07/09/2011 21:33

I'm not a perv. My mini milks are still firmly in the freezer.

BobblyGussets · 07/09/2011 21:34

We are a bunch of pervs.

CJCregg · 07/09/2011 21:35

I am definitely perving.

You had me at 'nom nom nom'.

AnyFucker · 07/09/2011 21:35

I am poised to do a choc ice run

SarahStratton · 07/09/2011 21:35

I am not a perv. You can tell me. Grin

ReadyToDrink · 07/09/2011 21:35

I'm a perv. My failed attempts to seduce with toothpicks has left my cervix looking like a pin cushion :(

Original poster
dinnerdillema · 07/09/2011 21:35

lol, this mate is a bit of a perv too, he's asking me what i'm doing on here, and he's took his belt off.

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RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 07/09/2011 21:36

Northernlurkerr you have missed everything and nothing. There is absolutely no sense whatsoever in the entire thread. Say what you feel and it will work.

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