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fuck. DP is at the pub and his mate

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dinnerdillema · 07/09/2011 20:25

is here waiting for him,they have some business to sort out, but i have just made dinner (season 'n shake chiken nom nom nom) and it's going cold. DP's mate has always said how great i am at cooking and how DP doesn't appreciate me enough and hasn't had his tea yet, so am i being unreasonable to let his mate eat his dinner, well it's not like he's here to complain is it, lol?

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SuePurblybilt · 07/09/2011 21:24

That Jeremy Kyle link is possibly my fvourite thing on the internet now.
At the end of the day

FellatioNelson · 07/09/2011 21:24

Shock Oh Sarah! Grin I can't believe I am actaully bothering to read this.

Original poster
dinnerdillema · 07/09/2011 21:24

sue, more like can't cock won't cock surely?

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BobblyGussets · 07/09/2011 21:25

If you have a brown leather sofa, it will wipe clean if you dribble any gravy down your chin...

Chipsycheese · 07/09/2011 21:25

The op said she didn't want to 'fuck his mate, not now' (because of the teeth/chicken string issue)
That means before that SHE DID WANT TO!

ObviouslyOblivious · 07/09/2011 21:26

Oh you're a veggie? He could chow down on the mein instead then.

TuftyFinch · 07/09/2011 21:26

Is this one of those tea room, biker, seagull, red wine threads?

AnyFucker · 07/09/2011 21:26

calm down chipsy, you gonna shoot ya load there

the slow build-up is better Grin

SarahStratton · 07/09/2011 21:27

Give him a cock tail stick Grin

reelingintheyears · 07/09/2011 21:27

TuftyFinch Wed 07-Sep-11 21:26:35

Is this one of those tea room, biker, seagull, red wine threads?

What are they?

Original poster
dinnerdillema · 07/09/2011 21:28

i have toothpicks in a little tub in the cupboard, i wonder if i can get him to use one but without actually telling him to?

shall i use one seductively and hope he follows suit?

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bitchtwat · 07/09/2011 21:28

Would you just fuck the bloke already?!

My fag is nearly finished and I have to go to bed.

Chipsycheese · 07/09/2011 21:28

Sorry. Just so excited.

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 07/09/2011 21:28

Yy what are they Tufty?

Original poster
dinnerdillema · 07/09/2011 21:28

yeah, tufty, wtf is that?

i like tea, bikers, red wine, never eaten a seagull (being veggie and all that)

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Thingumy · 07/09/2011 21:29

You could sit on the sofa and floss all sexy like.

AnyFucker · 07/09/2011 21:29

can you do tricks with ping pong balls ?

ObviouslyOblivious · 07/09/2011 21:29

Oh god. Where are you going to put the cocktail stick seductively?

bitchtwat · 07/09/2011 21:29

You need to serve mini milks for pudding. Slowly insert it in and out your mouth and let some dribble down your chin.

GreenEyesandNiceHam · 07/09/2011 21:29

I'm not sure how sexy using a toothpick can be tbh

TuftyFinch · 07/09/2011 21:29

Reeling The ones that make no sense and descend into madness and James Joyceian streams of consciousness.

I might be wrong.

It's a bit confusing and I feel a bit sick, so it might be me.

Original poster
dinnerdillema · 07/09/2011 21:29

not after that dinner anyfucker

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SpringHeeledJack · 07/09/2011 21:30

started laughing half way through OP

a bit louder at pie and shake and bake bj

then crying by the time I got to "fishing trips like Brokeback Mountain"

bitchtwat · 07/09/2011 21:30

If that doesn't work just shove it up your cunt and smile sweetly.

Flowerista · 07/09/2011 21:30

Sighing at the sheer romance of teeth picking together on your first date