fuck. DP is at the pub and his mate

[dinnerdillema]

is here waiting for him,they have some business to sort out, but i have just made dinner (season 'n shake chiken nom nom nom) and it's going cold. DP's mate has always said how great i am at cooking and how DP doesn't appreciate me enough and hasn't had his tea yet, so am i being unreasonable to let his mate eat his dinner, well it's not like he's here to complain is it, lol?

it's LeBof

Would you not all rather just believe that somewhere, a woman is getting shagged silly by a man, trousers akimbo and belt on the floor, smelling slightly like Col.Sanders?

It's not me too busy watching The Killing.

Which interestingly, and topically is almost Danish for chicken.

How do you like them apples?

I'm actually really excited. In the future, people will say "I'm a name-changing regular. I was there for penguins, rivers of sweetcorn, nice ham, and chicken sex".

....who thinks season and shake is 'good cooking' and likes to dip bread in (vegetarian?) gravy.

Oh dear, I hope she didn't do anything without thinking of the cocksequences...

And the DP is inserting his key in the door...

SayCool.

Did you call me lowbrow?

[omininous]

SayCool Stop it. My stomach aches like and aching thing.

Better she smells of Col. Sanders than Captain Birdseye!

Bloody hell Chaos you could've stayed watching tv now I have to start again!

HelenMumsnet pretending to be Chaos, Chaos pretending to be watching t.v except she really is, Chickendhaveno,pretending tobe Dilema. And the "friend" is Tech ...and 17 sockpuppets.

and I can't type anymore.

In my house season and shake would be a minor miracle, Asda make-your-own pizza is the KatieScarlett Gold Standard for home cooking from scratch.

DH cooks, he has to.

I can't believe no one asked if it was finger-lickin' good.

I think it was a pun Chaos. Lack of eyebrows = Chickens.

I hope you're going to keep this name, and post with regular dinner dilemmas.

Honey - you forgot the 6 other posters as well. Come one.

Men are fuckers though, he'll be crowing about this in the morning.

YY Chaos, nowt to do with you being lowbrow. Tried to be clever but no one apart from Sue got it

Honeyd.

I'm buying scraves as well.

SIOB.

I honestly couldn't care who the OP is, but thanks for making me laugh while stuck in hospital :)

As long as he didn't beak too soon...

HelenMumsnet pretending to be Chaos, Chaos pretending to be watching t.v except she really is, Chickendhaveno,pretending tobe Dilema. And the "friend" is Tech ...and 17 sockpuppets. But not RockStock, AF, Honeydragon, Sue, Thingumy or Saycool as at least 6 posters are real.

I saw through you but I always work on the permise of where there's smoke there's fire.

[tootrue]

SueP. Thanks, let me just put down PickMeUp and I'll come and nestle under that fine bussum.

Or should that be, as schlong as he didn't...