fuck. DP is at the pub and his mate

[dinnerdillema]

is here waiting for him,they have some business to sort out, but i have just made dinner (season 'n shake chiken nom nom nom) and it's going cold. DP's mate has always said how great i am at cooking and how DP doesn't appreciate me enough and hasn't had his tea yet, so am i being unreasonable to let his mate eat his dinner, well it's not like he's here to complain is it, lol?

Are your DP and his mate out now?

How will you have your eggs in the morning?

This thread has destroyed the remainder of my pelvic floor

whoops, sorry dinner that was a typo....mean't to be wasn't

I was paying attention, I just can't type

Yes. Yes it is.

i thougth Sue had me earlier, i forgot to change my whatever it's called, bit after my NN

And for once I believe that to be a deliberate typo Chaos

Pluck up the courage then

SpidersAndVinegaroons

yes yes yes

shag him 'til the cock crows

I just put my back out laughing at that

Too right Stranded!

It's no yolk, that's for sure. Come on then, get crackling.

nooo, that will be an anti climax

so i'll bid you all a good night and leave it as it is. thanks for the laughs you bunch of gutterminded hilarious cunts!

yes yes yes

To classics.

RSATOB.

Although, I probably wouldn't 'know' you anyway, don't generally pay much attention to names on this. So how long have you been with the DP?

really, classics

Not just classics, someone send it to shake and bake

It's just like the Gold Blend adverts but chickenier

Agh, it ruins a good thread all this classic shite. Just enjoy it!

I've asked. As a classic example of how to have a fucking good laugh.

Classics? You should be so clucky :o

Obliviously. STOP IT.

ObOb.

See - you made me mix your name up too.

white, i'm off, just think whilst we've been clucking about in here, we've let the roost of MN alone