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Original poster

fuck. DP is at the pub and his mate

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dinnerdillema · 07/09/2011 20:25

is here waiting for him,they have some business to sort out, but i have just made dinner (season 'n shake chiken nom nom nom) and it's going cold. DP's mate has always said how great i am at cooking and how DP doesn't appreciate me enough and hasn't had his tea yet, so am i being unreasonable to let his mate eat his dinner, well it's not like he's here to complain is it, lol?

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Original poster
dinnerdillema · 07/09/2011 22:13

no, he ate the chicken..remember, i was put off by the chicken strings between his teefs (keep up Honey)

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CJCregg · 07/09/2011 22:13

This is all a bit much for a Wednesday. So unlike the home life of our own dear Queen.

petitfiloser · 07/09/2011 22:13

I think we all feel it's a bit of an anti climax !Smile

Original poster
dinnerdillema · 07/09/2011 22:14

the night's not over, his mate isn't going!!!

and DP hasn't got a key, shall i do it? shall i?

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reelingintheyears · 07/09/2011 22:15

Do what?

StrandedBear · 07/09/2011 22:15

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Thingumy · 07/09/2011 22:15

Bet he's fallen asleep...

HA HA.

petitfiloser · 07/09/2011 22:15

Serve pudding of course

SirSugar · 07/09/2011 22:16

Excellent !!!!!

ObviouslyOblivious · 07/09/2011 22:16

Oh oh oh! I've got another one! Jerk chicken

SpidersAndVinegaroons · 07/09/2011 22:16

Depends. You sound like you want to. How long have you been with DP?

YouCantTeuchThis · 07/09/2011 22:16

This is the bit where we all egg you on...

Oh go on, you know you want to, how could you not what with his chickeny-teeth and erm...lack of belt???!!

reelingintheyears · 07/09/2011 22:16

cock Chicken a la kingsize?

SuePurblybilt · 07/09/2011 22:17

CJ, that is my all time fav saying. It makes every day better Smile

OP does he speak French at all? You could try "Poulet Vous Couchez Avec Moi Ce Soir?" Sure fire winner.

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 07/09/2011 22:17

Fucking do it. You know in your heart that DP is currently fucking the barmaid. You have nothing to lose. He likes your cooking if stuffing stuff in a bag is cooking and has removed his belt.

Assuming he has flossed or toothpicked his teeth, drop them and get in there.

ObviouslyOblivious · 07/09/2011 22:17

I'm eggstatic for you by the way

TheSupremeMugwump · 07/09/2011 22:17

shag him 'til the cock crows

Original poster
dinnerdillema · 07/09/2011 22:18

did chickens really write that Grin

ah shit... is this the bit where i'm meant to 'out' myself?

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Thingumy · 07/09/2011 22:18

Go ride the cock horse!

ObviouslyOblivious · 07/09/2011 22:19

Stop crowing about it and out yourself :o

CJCregg · 07/09/2011 22:19

SueP Grin

'Poulet-vous ...' fucking inspired.

CouldIBEAnyMoreChaotic · 07/09/2011 22:19

yup, we're on tentercocks here waiting for the big reveal.

Wink
SayCoolNowSayWhip · 07/09/2011 22:20

Blow the cock southerly....

SuePurblybilt · 07/09/2011 22:20

I saw it on one of her threads so in my mind it's hers and now MINE

Yes, the Big Reveal please and thanks.