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fuck. DP is at the pub and his mate

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dinnerdillema · 07/09/2011 20:25

is here waiting for him,they have some business to sort out, but i have just made dinner (season 'n shake chiken nom nom nom) and it's going cold. DP's mate has always said how great i am at cooking and how DP doesn't appreciate me enough and hasn't had his tea yet, so am i being unreasonable to let his mate eat his dinner, well it's not like he's here to complain is it, lol?

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SayCoolNowSayWhip · 07/09/2011 22:04

Anyone got any more?

SpidersAndVinegaroons · 07/09/2011 22:04

Oh Jesus now I need to go for a fag...

TeamEdward · 07/09/2011 22:04

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BobblyGussets · 07/09/2011 22:04

I feel like fuckin' tonight

You doirty birrrd.

StrandedBear · 07/09/2011 22:05

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Thingumy · 07/09/2011 22:06

Any news on dp ,is he still playing with the barmaid pool ?

BobblyGussets · 07/09/2011 22:06

Did you have pineapple rings and squirty cream?

Cig now?

reelingintheyears · 07/09/2011 22:06

BobblyGussets Grin

ObviouslyOblivious · 07/09/2011 22:06

Penis Candy anyone?

petitfiloser · 07/09/2011 22:07

I'm wondering when her DP's gonna barge in and say something like 'What's going on here then?!' and shake his fist

SuePurblybilt · 07/09/2011 22:07

I ver' much like this thread. Pure poultry.

SpidersAndVinegaroons · 07/09/2011 22:07

On a serious note, your DP sounds like a bit of an arse.

Thingumy · 07/09/2011 22:07

arse jockey maybe?

TheSupremeMugwump · 07/09/2011 22:08

There's a joke somewhere about a golden valley.
Are you a blonde OP?

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 07/09/2011 22:08

Think it's all getting a bit fowl in here...

SarahStratton · 07/09/2011 22:09

Me too, Sue Grin

Original poster
dinnerdillema · 07/09/2011 22:09

DP isn't coming home tonight, he's just texted his mate to say meet him up the club, they've won so they are on a free bar

OP posts:
TheSupremeMugwump · 07/09/2011 22:10

aw don't get in a flap

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 07/09/2011 22:11

I'll bet they are. On the bar more likely.

reelingintheyears · 07/09/2011 22:11

Not pineapple rings Bobbly
www.cockrings.co.uk/index.html

Original poster
dinnerdillema · 07/09/2011 22:12

jesus, bling for blokes! whatever next?

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Honeydragon · 07/09/2011 22:12

Well at least the chicken was wasted, unlike the opportunity for a shag with the fit mate.

Op you've let us down,
you've let him down
and most of all

you've not let your knickers down.

I hope your happy

StrandedBear · 07/09/2011 22:12

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reelingintheyears · 07/09/2011 22:13

I bet she did let her knickers down,

In the back alley where nobody goes.

SarahStratton · 07/09/2011 22:13

Is that it? :(

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