AIBU at the age of 37 to want to be a rock star?

[alistron1]

Obviously I know it will never happen, but whereas other people dream about winning the lottery, having a new car or buying the house of their dreams... I dream about being the front woman of a band headlining at glastonbury

I do play in a duo with DP, but so far we've not been brave enough (or able to agree on a set list) to perform properly in public (only in front of friends/family)

I just want to be Robert Plant (but not if he's the one boffing liz jones)

My DP and kids think that I'm a saddo. And they are probably right

Flame me and make me bloody grow up.

Sorry I'm still here, I was in the bath on the phone to Gaga (she wants in. I said we'd think about it. Bit passé now do we think?)

Ruby yep- you can be Yoko. Can you do the voice?

You'll need someone tall and er, heavy on the door.

"Yer names on the TWAT list - yer not coming in! "

(sorry if it's been done. only just caught up with this rockin thread

Greeneyes

Can I do 'The Yoko'?

Anyone who has had their finger shut in a door can 'Do the Yoko'

Just try me.

Ford KA door and finger at the ready.

NOW SLAM!!

OOOOOWEEEEEEEOOOOOHHHHHHAHHHHHHHKYOKOSUSHIORIGAMIKAREOKEJUDOSHOGUN..........

This evening I have braved guitar forums for inspiration. Jeezus, and we think AIBU is scary. Years of fruit shoot abuse does bad things to people.

Any word from MNHQ on when the leather trousies will arrive? And can I have a comfort gusset in mine please

OOOOOWEEEEEEEOOOOOHHHHHHAHHHHHHH?SAYYINGISGIVEPEACEACHANCE?

Ooh yes Ruby, that does work!

Ace so we have our opener, and a bouncer, and alistrons comfort gusset should be winging it's way soon, we are all set.

Yeah...I know I'm like traipsing in late tonight but...sniff....you know how it is...I was totally hard at it at work in the studio laying some flooring dahn some tracks yeah?

Leather trouser wise, I can dig out my old ones circa 1995 if I can get them past my ankles hips

I could fashion a pair of leather trousies out of an old sofa for you Shakey.

Cool RedRubyBlue the older the better. Won't even mind if there's crumbs and if the odd 20p piece finds it's way into crevices- kerrrcchhhing!

Have we thought about what "perks" we would like in the dressing rooms on the European leg of the tour?

I need good lighting to apply my Leichner Pan Stick.
Cadburys Creme Eggs on tap
Several bottles of JD to guzzle continously whet my whistle
A few sleeves of MR's (obviously)
a tempur mattress somewhere to crash

I will only tolerate white flowers.

Floral Gums & Cherry Lips
Custard slices
Cornish Rattler cider

Can i have comfort gusset too please MNHQ?
Leather can really cut ya four ways when your old young and delicate.

Anyone in rehab yet?

it never takes long for talk to turn to gussets does it?

Giydas darlin, your looking well

I been laying low, kicking back, taking some time out. Pressures of fame, and genius and shit.

I got papped staggering out of Greggs clutching a sausage and bean pasty with pastry crumbs round my mouth. I'm a mess. How could I do this to myself- my family, my friends. My band

I'm still quite sure at 36 years old that soon I'll be an Academy award winning actress. :o

Oops the should have been a .

Obviously

Hope you've practiced your speech Sharney

they're probably following solo pursuits behind our backs duplicitous bitches

I've been doing jazz hands all over the place, it's infectious

Can I leave the band due to 'musical differences' also known as I am a 'right cow and nobody likes me'?

Pleeeease?

Not before i,ve slept with your boyfriend and you,ve been to rehab ok Reds?

Are you going to set to work on an eagerly awaited solo album that will peak at number 33 in the charts and be slated by the critics Ruby?

Red Ruby - only if we can make up in 10 years when we're all proper skint.

Sorry guys. Been to my boodhist retreat, man. Inner peace & all.

you've inspired me with your vibes iklboo. what playlist could be complete without that tear-jerking timeless classic